On the 12th tee, his patience had reached its limit. While his wife
wasted
time on the ladies tee, he decided to go ahead and hit his drive from
the
mens. Unfortunately, he misjudged his shot and his ball hit his wife
in the
back of the head, killing her instantly. At the hospital the doctor
came to
talk to the husband.
"Mr. Davies, we found a golf ball lodged 3 inches into your wife's brain,
which was the the cause of death. But, we have found something else
that
really puzzles us."
"What is it?" asked Mr. Davies.
"Well," said the doctor, "we also found a golf ball lodged 6 inches
into her
anal cavity."
The husband dismissed the doctor with a wave of his hand "Oh, that was
just
my Mulligan!"