"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but
she's right." Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start
with
the letter 'T'?".
"Today and tomorrow." replied the blonde.
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that
he had
never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham
Lincoln?", asked the sheriff.
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard
for a
minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one
for a
while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were
waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant.
"It
went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder
case!"