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this is wierdostory CLASSIC, which means these are stories from the original wierdopage. WOW. Barf Invader
The two maids (aka undercover jedi) had just entered the cloud castle for another day of spying and dusting. Leah Skywalker and Teri Starwalker were just one MINUTE!!! late.
"It is not nice to be late," Barf greeted them.
They picked up their dusters and walked off. Later, while air vacuuming, a visitor came in, and they overheard a conversation...
"Yes, I'm Princess Leia."
"Oh, how nice to finally meet you princess. I am Barf Invader."
The girls quickly looked over. This lady who had come in was definitely NOT Princess Leia!
"If you just sign this treaty, there will be peace in the galaxy..."
The girls knew they must do something, and so they literally jumped into action. Each girl held a duster. "Princess Leia" started to laugh uncontrollably.
She stopped quick. The dusters had suddenly ignited into lightsabers! Princess Imposter ran away and they were sure she would never come back. The girls cleared Barf's mind so that he would not remember the princess. The girls got back to dusting. All in a day's work.
The Flood
It was a normal day when they all came to school.
"5, 4, 3, 2, 1, don't ring!" The bell rang. It never failed. And the girls' day started.
Carrie, Kayla, and Christy were in their first class when it started sprinkling. By the time they got to P.E. after lunch, it was raining hard. Someone opened the first floor doors and water came pouring in. It was flooding! Collecting their backpacks, they pushed through crowds to climb the stairs to the second floor. They had to push aside all the people who stood at the top of the stairs, watching the flood rise.
They went to the third floor, but when the water started to rise on the second floor, they had to go to the roof. Kayla stood on Christy's shoulders to open the skylight.
Standing on the roof made them all nevous, but Carrie especially, because she was afraid of heights. The water kept rising.
Then they saw a HUGE raft. Guess who was on it?
All their parents and all the kids Christy's mom babysits for!
"Wow, I didn't know the raft in my closet was that big!" said Christy.
They all stayed in the raft till it died down.
The end!
These are some jokes made by me and my illustrious sister.
What does one manakin say to another manikin in Hot Topic?
You're such a poser!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
European.
European who?
European in my bushes! Stop it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My in.
you're in who?
Hey, I'm not urine!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Oops, I did it again.
How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I give up, How many?
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Let's go ride our bikes!!!!!!