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Lists made by myself and a few other people (who will be acknowledged). 10 Reasons Why Canada is Better Than Texas (Donated by Danielle):
1.) They have free health insurance.
2.) They have a better government.
3.) They say eh? after asking a question (ex: How's it going, eh?)
4.) They have funny accents.
5.) Lots of people in Canada speak French.
6.) They have lots of wildlife and preserved forests.
7.) It's not full of smog and badness.
8.) They get snow.
9.) It's really pretty all year long.
10.) Canada is the home of Wayne Gretsky.
10 Reasons Why Texas is Extremely Odd (Donated by Danielle)
1.) It has an extremely insane weather pattern.
2.) Everywhere you go in Texas there is a truck. You can't turn around and not see a truck.
3.) A lot of people are actually proud of having the Confederacy flag in front of their house.
4.) Many people support Bush.
5.) Spring break is a full month before the spring break in every other state.
6.) Everything is bigger.
7.) It gets really cold but never snows (ok that might not be odd but its really annoying).
8.) People are friendlier down here which actually is a good thing.
9.) Texans have really weird accents.
10.) It is the home of country music.
10 signs that you have seen/read LotR too many times
1.) You have considered naming your next child Sam, thinking that your significant other will never figure out that you took the name from LOTR.
2.) You lose your wedding band and roam around the house calling out for your Precious.
3.) You rename your house Bag End.
4.) You own a replica One Ring - and are afraid to put it on.
5.) You don't know how to play chess, but you'd consider learning if someone would buy you the LOTR chess board.
6.) You insist on having Second Breakfast.
7.) Every time you see a spider you say, "Die you spawn of Ungoliant! " as you squish it.
8.) You want to retire in Rivendell.
9.) You watch Gollum eating the fish and are never able to go near sushi again.
10.) Someone tailgates you and you yell out the car window, "You shall not pass!!!"
10 things I've learned from Star Wars
1.) Size matters not.
2.) Be careful who you kiss -- you never know when they could turn out to be your brother.
3.) Have a devoted body guard that looks exactly like you nearby at all times.
4.) Kissing your brother is a surefire way to make another man jealous.
5.) The size and style of your hair is directly proportional to your rank as royalty and your attitude.
6.) If your promotion is the result of a long distance choking, resign.
7.) Faith in your friends is only a weakness if you're one of the bad guys.
8.)If a man is known for staying in the background, but his clothes are as flashy as yours, he wants something.
9.) If you are going to do something that will go down in history as notoriously evil, never have air vents big enough for a person to get through!
10.) If you have the urge to say "I've got a bad feeling about this," there's probably a reason.
Proof that adults really have no clue:
"Top Ten Youthspeak Words" (Taken word for word from yourdictionary.com)
1.) What Up?-Present incarnation of the ever popular: Wassup?
2.) Give it up!-Replaces the square: please applaud for�
3.) Shut up!-YouthSpeak for 'Really?'
4.) Stog-Cigarette, short for 'stogey'.
5.) SNAG-Sensitive New-Age Guy.
6.) Hottie-Object of affection, either personally or in the cultural milieu.
7.) Poppins-Perfect, as in 'Mary Poppins is perfect in every way.'
8.) Tricked Out -Souped-up.
9.) Rice Rockets-Tricked out Japanese compacts, as opposed to American 'muscle' cars.
10.) Side Show- Temporarily cordoning off a freeway to perform outrageous car stunts in tricked-out rice rockets.
Top Ten Ways You Know You're Addicted to Virtual Magic Kingdom
(donated by Melissa, and you can play VMK here)
10.) You buy boxes upon boxes of Fruit Loops, trying to get the pirate magic.
9.) When you finally get to go to the real Disney World (or Land), you spend a whole day playing VMK and doing the in-park quests.
8.) You wake up and sit at your computer for hours, waiting for VMK to open.
7.) You've been on so long, the Yeti and Captain Blackheart start saying different things to you.
6.) You've found all of the hidden Mickeys- five times.
5.) You've memorized everything that Shrunken Ned says to you on the Jungle Cruise, and have started walking around the house, saying "Jolly good show! Keep up the good work!" and other things.
4.) You refuse to do things with friends or family, claiming that you have an appointment with Esmarelda the Fortune Teller.
3.) You wear pins around the house and outside, telling everyone they give you special powers.
2.) You've begun stop using words in real life that the VMK dictionary disapproved of.
1.) All the VMK cast knows you by name--username that is!