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Here are some quizzes of my own making! Enjoy!Star Wars Quiz
1. What was the name of Han Solo's ship?
a. the death star b. the milleniun falcon c. x-wing
2.What is yoda's occupation?
a. jedi master b. closet monster c. kitty cat
3.What is a lightsaber?
a. an energy beam b. a sword c. a type of blaster
4.What is the famous star wars saying?
a. I have a bad feeling about this... b. may the force be with you
c. may the birdies go poo-poo
5. Which is the real character?
a. Why-god jim b. he's-dead jim c. qui-gon jinn
6.Who is princess leia's boyfriend?
a.Luke Skywalker b. Han Solo c. Darth Vader
7. Which would you say if you were a redneck jedi?
a. luke, i'm your father... and your uncle... b. luke, i am your father
c. luke, i never met your mother...
8. What is yoda's secret?
a. darth vader is his father too b. he looks old and weak, but actually he's extremely powerful
c. he's not 900 years old... he's 9000
9. Who is padme's boyfriend?
a. anakin b. obi-wan kenobi c. yoda
10. Who was anakin's father?
a. darth vader b. greedo c. he didn't have one
1:b
2:a
3:a
4:b
5:c
6:b
7:a
8:b
9:a
10:c
If you got....
0-1 right... Do you even know what star wars is??
2-3 right... Lucky guesser!
4-5 right... You should go watch it again.
6-7 right... You did pretty well!
8-9 right... Are you a jedi knight?
10 right... You are the king/ queen of the empire!!!
Lord of the Rings Quiz
1. What did Bilbo do at his 111th birthday party that created an uproar?
a. ran around naked b. disappeared using the ring c. died
2. Why did Frodo leave the Shire?
a. he had to take the ring away b. he wanted a change of scenery
c. he was ashamed that Bilbo ran around naked
3. Who was the wizard that helped Frodo?
a. Gandalf the gay b. Gandalf the gray c. Grand-Alf
4. Who did the four hobbits find in Bree?
a. Gandalf b. snoopy c.Aragorn, Strider, Elfstone, Elessar, Wingfoot, Longshanks, Estel, Dunedain, and heir of Isildur.....wait a second....those are all the same guy...
5. Who had the ring for 500 years?
a. Bilbo b. Michael Jackson c. Gollum aka Smeagol aka Gollum aka...
6. What are those evil creatures called that are hunting down the ring?
a. kitty cats b. ringwraiths c.cookie monsters
7. Who is the bad guy?
a. Sauron b. Frodo c. Aragorn aka strider aka elessar aka...
8. Who is in the fellowship of the ring?
a. Sauron, Michael Jackson, Bilbo, Frodo, Gandalf, Galadriel, Gollum, Saruman, and Mr. Lepracaun b. the 9 ringwraiths c. Aragorn, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Gandalf, Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli
9. Where was Frodo supposed to take the ring?
a. Mount Doom b. to Sauron c. Rivendell
10. Which of these people has an elven ring?
a. Sauron b. Legolas c. Galadriel
1.b
2.a
3.b
4.c
5.c
6.b
7.a
8.c
9.a
10.c
0-1 right: do you know what lord of the rings is?
2-3 right: pretty good guesser!
4-5 right: you should read it again.
6-7 right: good job!
8-9 right: are you a hobbit in disguise?
10 right: you are the king/queen of Gondor!
Matrix Quiz
1. Who is the one?
a. Neo b.Trinity c. Agent Smith
2. What did the oracle tell Trinity?
a. that she would die b.that she would fall in love with the one
c. that she would save the world
3. How the heck do you bend that stupid spoon???
a. with your sheer brute strength b. you don't
c. realize that there is no spoon
4. What did the oracle tell Neo?
a. that he was the one b. that either he or morphius would die
c. that morphius was an idiot
5. What almost happened to morphius?
a. they almost pulled his plug b. Trinity almost killed him
c. they almost reinserted him into the matrix
6. Who is Agent Smith?
a. a government secret agent b. a program in the matrix
c. a figment of your imagination
7. What is Neo's "real" name?
a. Thomas Anderson b. Neo is the only name he has
c. Timothy Anderson
8. What is the name of Morphius's ship?
a. never-kill-nessa b. the nebuchadnezzar
c. the neverkin
9. What is the matrix?
a. a network of secret agents b. an evil machine
c. a computer program
10. What is Zion?
a. heaven b. the last human city
c. the man who invented the matrix
1. a
2. b
3.c
4. b
5. a
6. b
7. a
8. b
9. c
10. b
0-1 right: You're still plugged in, aren't you?
2-3 right: Go watch it again.
4-5 right: You took the blue pill.
6-7 right: Good job!
8-9 right: Are you an agent?
10 right: You're the one!
Pirates of the Carribean Quiz
1. Which one is not a pirate?
a. Barbosa b. Jack Sparrow
c. Norrington
2. What is the Black Pearl?
a. a ship b. Elizabeth's favorite neckace
c. a curse of course
3. What happened to bootstrap bill?
a. he died b. he was tied to an anchor and dropped off the ship
c. he fell off the ship while dancing a jig on the mast
4. Who DOESN'T love Elizabeth (when he's sober)?
a. Jack b. Norrington c. Will
5. OK then, who gets to MARRY Elizabeth?
a. Jack b. Norrington c. Will
6. What's Elizabeth's last name?
a. Turner b. Swan
c. She's been married so many times we dont remember.
7. What did Jack use for rope?
a. hair.. off his back b. mermaid hair
c. palm trees all tied together
8. Can the Royal Navy swim?
a. yes,of course, they are the NAVY b. no
c. If we throw them in the water we'll find out, but we'd like to keep the navy ALIVE, thank you very much.
9. Whose blood did they need?
a. Jack's b. Will's
c. the monkey's blood
10. Why's the rum gone???
a. Jack drank it all b. To send up a flare to alert the royal navy
c. the monkey drank it!!!
Answer key:
1. c
2. a
3. b
4. a
5. c
6. b
7. a
8. b
9. b
10.b
If you got...
0-1 right: Landlubber are ye?
2-3 right: Go watch it again.
4-5 right: Been on board a few times...
6-7 right: Good job!
8-9 right: Are ye a pirate?
10 right: Do ye captain the ol' black pearl?