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LAST UPDATED 16 JAN 05
For some bizarre reason, TWO of you out there have now specifically asked me to make available the bizarre and unacceptable story I began to write for the Midsumma Short Story Comp this year and, once again, just couldn't keep "on message". I'll edit it up and make it available here by the 19th. It's not even good though...


The fascinatingly unpopular Historical Figure of the Moment Award IS NOW celebrating its THIRD Historical Figure. Excitement plus!! Link to previous winners available too, so you can memorise the whole set!


Now that you're here, why don't you see What Sophie Ellis Bextor Has to Say?


What the hell is this guy listening to?
Rufus Wainwright - Want Two
Gwen Stefani - Love, angel, music, baby
Ministry of Sound 2005 Annual



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