...heard a good JOKE lately?
How to nicely call someone "stupid"
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
One taco short of a combo platter
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer
The cheese slid off his cracker
Body by Fisher-Price, brains by Mattel
Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools