...heard a good JOKE lately?
A man just gets out of a really bad divorce, and is very bitter towards his ex-wife. He walks along the beach and finds a Genie Lamp. He rubs it and "POOF" out comes this giant Genie. The genie tells him he will be granted three wishes but to be careful, whatever he wishes for, his ex-wife will be granted double. Perturbed at this news but yet ecstatic with the prospect of his three wishes, he thinks..
"hmmm...how about a beautiful house in Hawaii.?"
"POOF POOF"....he gets his house in Hawaii but his ex-wife got two of them. Upset with this revelation...he thinks hard..
"What do you desire for your second wish.?" asks the genie.
"hmmmm....Give me one hundred million dollars".
"POOF POOF" ...he got his one hundred million dollars and his ex-wife got two hundred million dollars. Now the man is livid...he thinks really hard.
"What do you desire for your third and final wish,,,remember..whatever you wish for, your ex-wife gets DOUBLE."
The man says, "I got it.
Genie...I want you to beat me half to death!"