BUMPER STICKERS
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
Lottery: tax on people who are bad at math.
Help wanted, telepath: you know where to apply.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you
move bodies.
Make it idiot proof, someone will make a
better idiot.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to
GET you!
Out of my mind. . . . back in five minutes.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still
an IDIOT!
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my
clothes.
Ask me about micro-waving cats for fun and
profit.
Forget about world peace. . . visualize using
your turn signal!