...heard a good JOKE lately?
Two postal workers had just gotten off their routes for the day when one of the postal workers saw the other step on a snail.
"Why did you step on that snail, Tom?!," asked his perplexed coworker.
"Cause that darn snail's been following me around work all day!"
A Howard County Traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for
exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya
from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia."
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and *scratching his head* he said, "Well...
OK ... but don't let me catch you speeding again."