...heard a good JOKE lately?
PAYBACKS CAN BE HELL
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles...the salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. She says,
confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your
wife?".
He answers, "You see it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with
a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure that if I have
to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"