...heard a good JOKE lately?
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead
competed in the Breast
Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first and the redhead was a close second.
Much later the blonde finally reached the shore, completely exhausted
and
near the point of drowning.
After being revived with blankets and coffee,
she muttered,
"I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those
other two girls used their arms."