...heard a good JOKE lately?
I'M SCREWED !
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the
situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm screwed." There is a ray
of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: "No, you are
NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head
of the chief standing in front of you." So the explorer picks up the
stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief. He is
breathing heavily while standing above the lifeless body.
Surrounding him are 100 native warriors with a look of shock on
their faces. The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . . NOW you're
screwed."