...heard a good JOKE lately?
At a cocktail party, a man gets totally plastered,
goes up to the host and
says
"Excuse me, but do lemons have feathers?", *in a slurred voice.*
"I beg your pardon?" says the host.
The drunk asks again:
"Do lemons have feathers?", *as he struggles to hold
his balance.*
A rather bemused host says "No I don't think so".
The drunk looks sheepish then says: "Oopsie".
"What?", asks the host.
And the drunk: "I think I've just squeezed your canary into my drink".