...heard a good JOKE lately?
CLASSY LADY FARTS
A very wealthy, very classy lady goes to see her doctor.
"Doctor, I have this MOST disgraceful and EMBARASSING
problem.
I have VERY loud, VERY frequent flatulence.
Thank HEAVENS it is COMPLETELY odorless."
The doctor told her, "Well, I don't think it's likely to be anything
serious but, just in case, I'll give you a thorough examination."
So the lady took off her clothes. She lay down upon the examining
table and put her feet up in the stirrups.
The doctor bent over to examine her when all of a sudden she
passed wind.
BAAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUUMPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
The doctor stood up immediately and said,
"This is serious. Just stay still. I'm going to call an ambulance and
check you into the hospital immediately. We'll have to do
exploratory surgery."
The woman was terrified at this. She said, "Oh My God. Is it....
CANCER."
The doctor said, "That's a distinct possibility."
The woman said, "How treatable is CANCER of the BOWELS?"
The doctor said, "Hell! Your bowels are fine. I'm worried about
your nose."