The Eat, Shit, Fart Club (revisted and revised)

The Eat, Shit, Fart Club originated in the early months of 1993 when co-founders and brothers, compared the interesting geometrical arrangement of their shit. We here at the ESF Club are dedicated to the entertainment value of Eating, Shitting and Farting and by no means imply, or otherwise deliberately evoke, critisism upon anyone or anything.

**OFFICIAL MEMBERS** Theres one way into the ESF Club: Have a tell-tale story behind you that is worthy of ESF Official Member Status. All members have been initiated based on the accounts of their Eating, Shitting or Farting experiences- trust me these individuals are the cream of the crop!! Click on member names to view experiences and bios. G-Fresh the Flat-chu-ator Money Muttar the Mound Maker Saag the Creator The Tuttimaster Speed Pooping Pinda(HO)

Some "Interesting" Sites for your enjoyment: How much is your shit worth in the English pound? Find Out So why exactly is our shit brown? Find Out Is there a Shitting and Farting etiquette you can follow at the office? Do you know how food affects poop? If a poop dictionary existed, what would be in it?Find Out Can you define what category a shit falls into?Find Out

The NOT-SO-ESF Pages: Every little bit of humor has some sort of logic behind it. This comes from the not-so-humorous-at-the-time aspects of life (For example- when you need to fart, but you accidentally shit yourself alittle bit instead: what many people call "sharting"). These aspects often occur when you least expect it- like when reading a book, watching a movie, sitting in an interview with your future boss or listening to your university professor lecture about the molecular cell biology of a macrophage Below are some interesting ideas and instances that you should definately look at to broaden the mind and put at rest the bum...: Books that are worth reading sometime or another (Honestly, what else to you do sitting on the plopper?) Films that are worth watching sometime or another (because you need time to ponder, else you're mind will wander when sitting yonder...)

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