Hints
*Warning* Spoilers ahead. Only use this if you are completely stuck, or if you are a complete moron.
I talked to the entity. He scares me. Are all paraguayans as alcohol-dependent as this guy?
I can't get in the bathroom. I really need to go!
Ok, I'm in the bathroom, now what?
I have something in my inventory, what can I do with it?
I did what you told me in the previous hint, but nothing fancy happens.
Well, I made a mess in the bathroom. What did I accomplish with that?
Now I made a mess of the beer. What do I do now?
This game is stupid. Who can I complain to?
First of all: Don't panic!!! Talk to the guy in front of you. Figure out what's his problem. TOP
Most are, but, hey, it's our problem!!! TOP
Are you talking about the bathroom in the game, or your real bathroom? If it's the latter, sorry, can't help you. But in the game, well, maybe you should do something to pass time while the bathroom becomes available, like having a little chat with a dead person, the usual stuff. TOP
Try grabbing everything in sight. It works in most adventure games! TOP
Well, if you download our Ultra-Virtual-TP Simulator, you could use it to wipe your virtual butt! But in the game, you can use it for loftier purposes. You could jam the toilet! TOP
That's because in order to make a mess in the bathroom, you would also need to jam something else. What that is, you'll have to figure out. TOP
A lot! Was that real fun, or what! Seriously, if you take a look at the bottom right, you will see a tile with a "moving" personality. TOP
Try talking to the dead guy, see if he likes what you did to his beer... jerk. TOP
Just e-mail us (see the main page). We love receiving complains!!! TOP