K'Tesh's Klingon Recipe Pages: Frequently Asked Questions. Often in the couse of 

things the same questions come up. So, lets answer them all at once.                     
Frequently Asked Questions

JANUARY 31, 2000

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Imagine, a place, not of sight or sound, but a place of taste and texture... you've entered the "Recipe Zone"! {=)

Questions: These are the some of the general questions I get.

If you were to do a Talk Show who would you go on?

Are you John Tesh? Are you related to him? Have you met him?

Where do you get your recipes? What are the guidelines for adding new recipes?

Why didn't you use my recipe?

Requests: These are the most common requests I get.

When you get new recipes could you E-mail me?

Can you email me your recipes?

Can I use your recipes on my site?

Do you sell weapons? Do you know where I can buy them?

Can I set a link to your page? Will you link to my site?

The Answers  

Q. If you were to do a Talk Show who would you go on?

A. I'd love to do the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, but I wouldn't touch Letterman with a ten meter painstick.

(Alright, so I didn't get that question, but I do want to do the Tonight Show. Preferably with John Tesh as a guest, and a segment called "Cooking With Klingons")

Q. Are you John Tesh? Are you related to him? Have you met him?

A. No, No, and No, in that order, but I do have several of his CD's.

Q. Where do you get your recipes? What are the guidelines for adding new recipes?

A. I get my recipes mostly from online sources, occasionally from cookbooks, as well as my parents.

My guidelines for adding new recipes...
1) The dish must somehow be associated with an Official reference (i.e. seen, or mentioned in an episode, movie, book, comic, or cartoon with the Paramount logo).

2) If seen in an episode or movie, the recipe added must resemble the appearance of the onscreen reference. (So, if green eggs and ham were shown, the recipe will alter the appearance of the eggs and ham to reflect what was shown onscreen). Likewise if the reference somehow describes the appearance of the dish, then efforts will be made to match the description.

3) All recipes must note at least one reference (i.e. coffee is mentioned too many times to list ALL references).

4) No recipes from "The Star Trek Cookbook" by Ethan Phillips are accepted. (That would be a quick way to be shut down by Viacom)

Q. Why didn't you use my recipe?

A. There are several reasons I won't use a recipe submitted by email...
1) It's the recipe found in "The Star Trek Cookbook" by Ethan Phillips,

2) I may have half a dozen recipes for it already.

3) It doesn't resemble the description/appearance of the item as seen in an official reference... (BTW: Jumja sticks, aka Glop-on-a-Stick, is the sweet sap of the jumja tree, and skewered shrimp would look nothing like tree sap)

Q. When you get new recipes could you E-mail me?

A. I am not able to keep up with this kind of request, I would spend more time sending out email than trying to improve my pages.

Q. Can you email me your recipes?

A. I have on special occasions sent individual recipes out, but the recipes are on the web, accessable 24/7, so I typically don't, and I will never send out the entire recipe list. This question is often ignored.

Q. Can I use your recipes on my site?

A. There is nothing that I can do to stop someone from using my recipes on their site. I can only request that you have the decency to email me, letting me know that you want to use my recipes, and which ones you want to use. Setting a link to my site, and giving me credit for the recipes used is also appreciated.

Q. Do you sell weapons? Do you know where I can buy them?

A. I do not sell any weapons. I suggest searching eBay as you may find something for sale there. I do not link to individual dealers, as these sites are prone to being shut down by Viacom, and it saves me time not to keep having to update the list of closed sites.

Q. Can I set a link to your page? Will you link to my site?

A. Sure, you can set a link to my page, I've even created a page with the code to do so. K'Tesh's Klingon Recipe Pages, however, are not focused on links, and link management is not how I want to spend my time. I'll gladly look at your page, but don't be dissapointed if I don't link to your site. (Awards are always linked however, unless the presenter's site is defunct, but remember that I do reserve the right to not place an award).

Hate sites, and adult sites will never get a link.