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| Vol 5 Written Long Ago, but posted September 17, 2004 As we left off, Koray continued running madly for the palace gates to have ze dice of invisibility patented or whatever. However, someone had already posted a wanted poster of him up for driving the town half mad with a pink singing device (aka energizer bunny). Before Koray could even reach the castle gates, the guards of the palace were upon him! So next thing ya know, he finds himself locked up in a dungeon with a bunch of other evildoers: various gay guys w/ bleached hair from Andrew�s gentlemen�s club (a computer lab� yeah right, we all know what REALLY goes on in rm. 806 where Andrew hangs out during break) a few victims of my insane rage from being cooped up doing hw for too long, a group of termites drunk on durc, an old Windows ME comp that had clearly been bashed with a mallet of some sort, etc etc. What else would you expect to find in a dungeon? Of course, Koray, being the ULTIMATE genius he is, immediately devised a plan for his grand escape. He could reach the keys, if he could only get the three guards asleep� �Yo! Guard-people-things!� Koray called to get their attention. �Did I ever tell you the never ending story of The Idiot and the Wheat House?� The guards appeared faintly interested, and Koray began to tell the marvelous tale. �Well ya see, there was this guy, and he decided to build a house out of wheat. But there just ONE liiiiitttle problem. There was a little hole in it, just big enough for one tiny ant to slip through. So an ant came in, and took a piece of wheat. And then another ant came, and took another piece of wheat. And then another ant came, and it too took another piece of wheat. And then� (this part edited for your safety and awakeness) So then another ant took another piece� and that was the last piece. So THEN the guy went and built another wheat house. But there was just one tiny problem. There was a little hole in the house, just big enough for one tiny ant to slip through. And the ant came in and took a piece of wheat�* (5,065 wheat houses later, the guards appear deeply engrossed in Koray�s tale) Koray: So the guy built ANOTHER @^%@# HOUSE! Guard #1: dang I feel the guy�s pain� I built a straw house once� then this big malicious looking pink puffy thing came up and next thing I knew, it was gone� *sniff* It was TRAGIC!!! Koray: *AHEM* Yes, so there was a little hole in it and an ant slipped through� Guard #2: If it takes one ant 5 minutes to carry one piece of wheat back to its home, and there are 500 ants, and 2,300,302,403,020 pieces of wheat, how long does it take all of them to get the wheat back to their hill? And if every 10 pieces of wheat take up 1 sq cm of space in the ant hill, and the hill only has space for 40 sq cm of wheat, the ants would start having to dig more ant hills, and there has to be a limit of how much wheat the guy can find, and� Koray: SHUT UP!!! THE ANT TOOK ANOTHER FREAKIN PIECE OF WHEAT! �And soon the whole house was gone. So then� Guard #3: OOOH! I bet I can predict what happens next! Koray: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU RETARDS TO FALL ASLEEP???? Guard #1: Is that the end of the story? Will you tell it again? Koray: NO! NEVER! YOU� you� AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! (The sleeping inmates are so deeply put out by this point that not even Koray�s insane screaming can awake them) While Koray continued yelling profanities at the world, the three guards began to discuss the story over tea and crumpets. �What do YOU think the ants did with the wheat?� �What color was the wheat house?� �If the one story house was made of wheat, the walls were made of wheat, the floor was made of wheat, EVERYTHING was made of wheat, what were the stairs made of?� �Wait!! I think I know this one!� �No no, don�t tell me!� Ha� guards are so easily amused. Well while the guards were busy discussing Koray�s fascinating (yeah right) tale, Koray (This is the part where I switch between characters just to torture you) Actually, I�ma end this volume here because� Well I just found it in my HD and was like .. �Eh? There�s a volume I wrote ages ago that I COMPLETELY forgot about???� And� Seeing as I�m quite sleepy, I think I�ll write onward a later day, when I�m in �that� mood. Yup, till then� go to homestarrunner.com or something. Best of luck for the school year! ~Krzy Princess *That was a tale truly told during Koray one lunch in 8th grade� it was hilarious. |
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