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| Oh... wow... here's another volume I found on my HD... I like Vol 5 better, here, I dunno what I was thinking... Actually I removed some of the stranger parts, seeing as I must have been under some kind of influence.. .Eh... Enjoy? ^^;; Vol. 4 Posted August 13, 2003 Greetings! By now all of you are probably absolutely sick of checking back to my pf for updates but to no avail, so� well ya can stop waiting cuz here it is! Now back to Koray and his mad ideas� After his Energizer bunnyish invention was smashed to bits (to the great relief of all the Cafeenorians, of course) he went back to his lab to dream up something that WOULDN�T send everyone out to kill him. Who wants to be like Danny with wanted posters of em around every corner? (The dead or alive reward for Danny is $100000 at the moment� anyone know where he lives? ^.^) Aannnnyways, Koray decided to invent something that no one could steal or destroy� AN INVISIBLE DICE! Selling price: $20; Uses: cheating in yahtzee �I rolled all 6�s!! I swear!!�, playing keepaway from dice maniacs, etc. Seek Koray or Linia if you wish to purchase the only invisible dice in existence! ONLY $20!!! (yes, I have resorted to advertising in my pf =P Well hey, I wasn�t BORN rich�) Well, after Koray spent 35 hours testing and making his dice fully functionable and randomizing numbers (like it REALLY matters when you can�t even see it) David came along saying �ACK!!! I LOST MY DICE!!! � I don�t� have� a dice� growing weaker�� Koray instantly decided he did NOT want his dice being used to terrorize innocent townspeople <insert thought/imagination bubble here with David holding a dice and walking into every inn, shop, and residence around: �I have a dice! (WHOOSH) I have a dice! (WHOOSH) I have a �� (this is the part where the townspeople run away screaming and plotting destruction of the dice)> �NOOOOO!!!� Koray screamed. �What?� �Oh� erm� nothing� your dice is� in� that mud hut on the hill.. yeah� that�s the one� no dice over here� nope, none�GO AWAY U LIL QUEER!!!!� Koray then proceeded to sprint off towards Linia�s castle (for patenting) laughing hysterically. The townspeople, horrified and out of tomatoes, all hid in a nice big bomb shelter, expecting the worst. Fortunately, no violence was necessary, as this invention of Koray�s couldn�t sing (yet). Back at Linia�s castle, where Koray was headed� �I AM SO BORED I COULD TURN INTO A PINEAPPLE!� And where is that durc order???� Then, of course, an idea struck her: China is only a few hundred miles through the core of the earth, why not take a little itsy bitsy journey down to buy some Chinese take out? (Oh great now I�m craving Chinese take out� in the cool little boxes.. haha my imagination is completely insane) Mmmmm� fooooood�. Oh how convenient, the dude Linia ordered durc from who knows how many months ago FINALLY arrived. Oh so punctual. �Now where did I put that sledgehammer???� Before Linia had time to grab the weapon, the merchant handed her the shipping bill. �� � � � � And *HOW* might I ask, do you figure I O U $20,000,000???� �Made a wrong turn at Cafeenor.. had to take a ship around to China to avoid the tomato fields (I�m allergic), got lost at sea, crashed in the middle of some abandoned island, charging $15,000 for psychological impact of being trapped on the island for a whole hour before being rescued by some dude named Danny or something� My lawyer says all that time wasted at sea is worth more than just money� I HAVE A LIFE, YOU KNOW!!� A smirk came to Linia�s face, remembering the location of the sledgehammer and feeling the psychological impact of waiting SO long for an order� �Ah, THERE it is�� Once she returned, not another word needed be said. �AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH� (high pitched girly scream, as usual, credits to Kellia ^.~) Insane princess wielding sledgehammer winding up to make a swing. Run. Duh. And that was the last that was heard of the evil rip-off durc merchant, who stupidly left the durc without taking pay, for fear of Little Miss Empty Threats. Yeah, like I would REALLY murder someone with a sledgehammer. Well hey, good way to get rid of people. Examining the durc gave Linia quite the interesting idea. Sugarless? Yes. Disgusting? Yes. Explosive? Heheh� worth finding out. Now what kind of explosion would it take to blast through the core of the earth to China in this strange little world...? At the moment, Jason was very pissed. Turn into a monkey, travel all the way to Danny�s hut, and not a sight of the one person he had set off to destroy. Well, destruction cheers everyone up, right? ^.^ The flamethrower Jason conveniently kept with him for situations like this instantly came to mind. WHOOOSH! And the mud, being the oh so flammable substance it is, BURST INTO FLAMES! MWAhahahaha!!! And thus the start of the flaming mound of mud on Nandesuka Hill. A great famous landmark, you should visit it sometime if you ever find the land of Edrith. (Before the flames die down to reveal the charbroiled remains of Danny�s hut� now that�s no fun�) Meanwhile� on a certain abandoned island to the south� Well, picture this: Danny, screaming loud enough to be heard by every living being within a certain vicinity of the island, having had his private jet stolen, running for his life from the not-too-friendly inhabitants of the island: rolling backpacks and a guy from durc�s advertising agency who simply doesn�t know how to SHUT UP. Sound fun? ^.^ Don�t worry, he�s not in any real pain.. .yet. Will Koray�s new device EVER get copyrighted? Where will David and Kirby make a cameo appearance next? Will Jason ever be human again? What will become of Danny? And� what could possibly replace the mud hut? Will Linia make it to China or another strange land? Find out next volume! 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