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| Vol. 3 Posted June 10, 2003 Now where was I? Ah yes... Danny is out to get more money, Jason is a monkey, and Linia is... existant. Hmmm... I think I should send myself out to kill someone or... something. Okay so... I think I'll get back to the regular storyline later. Did I ever mention the insane inventor from Cafeenor? Ya, u see, this one night Koray had waaaaaay (and I mean WAY) too much to drink, and, well... The story tells itself from there. Tehehe... okay fine I'll tell it. Koray, bent on discovering a formula for perpetual motion, went a little insane and got drunk or high on durc or SOMETHING, and went mad enough to hire David as his sidekick thing. After much experimenting, causing wild explosions, blowing up Mikel's classroom many times (don't ask how THAt happened..), and screaming obscenities at every object in sight, Koray finally made the "perfect" perpetual motion machine. And then David got involved... and the next thing ya knew, it was pink... and puffy... and nightmare of all nightmares... IT SANG THE KIRBY THEME SONG!!! O_o AAAAAAAHHH!!! Koray, as horrified as you should be by now, tried to fix the Kirby look, but he couldn't get the pink dye out, so he gave it sunglasses and a big drum and glued ears on to disguise it, and then oh so appropriately named it "THE ENERGIZER BUNNY" And it kept going and going and going... and SiNgInG and SINGING and SINGING until it started keeping all the residents of Caffeenor awake and paranoid. Soon enough, everyone was out to kill Koray, who was also paranoid of thieves and set out to get the Energizer Bunny copyrighted. So Koray set out for Edrith to get his singing invention patented, and a hoard of zombies from Caffeenor set off to kill Koray for one reason or another. I mean it's one thing to be kept up all night every night by some insane Kirby theme song singing rabbit, but can you imagine living without caffeine??? So, the Caffeenorians set toilet paper rolls afire, collected tomatoes for projectiles, and came chasing after Koray. Meanwhile, back at Linia's castle, the millions of tons of durc Linia had ordered had STILL not arrived, and I am NOT a particularly patient person (and the next person to tell me "patience is a virtue" gets POUNDED) After having previously waited 3 weeks for delivery, Linia got sick of pacing and decided to send Knight Jason out to kill the durc merchant. Then she realized she'd already sent Jason out to kill Danny. *sigh* So many people to kill, so few hitmen to hire... The next best solution is a sledgehammer. Sledgehammers can solve all of life's problems! ^.^ Mwahaha! Armed with a touch of krziness and suffering lack of caffeine, Linia grabbed a sledge hammer from the royal vault and set out on Richard (the dragon) to have a little "talk" with the durc merchant. On the way, she noticed a broken rolling backpack on the side of the road. (I just couldn't resist...) and... SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! Soon the backpack was reduced to nothing. (^.^ tehehe... The school year's almost over... only 2 more days of that rotten contraption...^.^ ^.^ ^.^) TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BACK BREAKER okay sorry, now back to the regular program... Since Caffeenor is the home of durc, it became Linia's first destination, followed by Danny's oh so pathetic mud hut. Eventually she reached Caffeenor, only to find all the residents running around insanely with rotten tomatoes and burning toilet paper rolls aimed at Koray, who was screaming that high pitched girly scream (as Kel would say) while running around like a chicken w/ his head cut off. Linia, unphased by the phenomenon, headed straight into the caf� to hunt for the traveling merchant. Unfortunately, the owner was missing, with a sign left on the door saying "Gone Tomatoing" Um, okaaaaaayyy... Linia slooowly backed away from the door and realized that everyone was chasing after Koray. Then she heard that awful sound... "Kirby Kirby Kirby that's the name you should know...." AAAAAHHH "Kirby Kirby Kirby he's the star of the show" Linia, realizing her sledgehammer could do better good than threatening poor merchants, joined the wild mob of people and caught up with Koray. SMASH SMASH SMASH (This is offering a LOT of stress relief ^.^) SMASH SMASH! Poor Koray... Well, at least the mob was happy. But who wouldn't be happy after watching any Kirby-likeness be smashed to pieces? Linia, forgetting her durc problems, returned to the castle in search of something meaningful to do while waiting for Danny to be exterminated. Speaking of extermination, Jason was not having the easiest time. I mean, who wants to be a monkey w/ a mouth full of the aftertaste of durc?? Yes, he reached the mud hut; & no, Danny was not present at the moment. The next plan? Mass destruction by arson. Will Linia find anything meaningful to do? Will Jason EVER defeat Danny?? Uhh... what happened to Danny?? I actually forgot to include him... lol And what will Koray invent next? Haha... You don't know, do you? So... keep checkin back! |
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