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| Vol. 2 Posted February 27, 2003 Hey hey! More wackiness from me ^.^ HOW CAN EDRITH SURVIVE W/O CAFFEINE?? They can't, well duh. Oh btw, poll results: #1, our princess' annoying little sister is... BRENNA!!! (that's actually Kelley's lil sister. We all think she's cute 'cept Kel ^.^) #2, the whacko mud hut dude is none other than .. DANNY CHUNG!!! LOL! ^.~ #3, princess krzy herself... haha... ME!!! ME ME ME ME! Yah that's right: Princess Linda ^.~ Or Liz as Frankie calls me... or Lydia as Kelley sometimes calls me... Aidyl... Lin... LINDA-RAH THE LUCKY ONE!!! ^.^ (dun ask where that came from I'm not telling ^.^ ...) #4, the knight... JASON! Yay it only makes sense that Jason would bring back caffeine and all unhealthiness! ^.^ (and maybe snag a pair of headphones on the way, heheh... I've been accumulating ideas...) Okay that's all the ppls for now! Hmm who to add to a poll next? Hmmmmm... Well now our story continues! Yay Knight Jason is heading off to Caffeenor for KOHI!!! (Coffee) After spotting the kadrillions of kohi beans, Jason walks over, and letting his kleptomaniac side take over, he picks all the purrdy kohi plants and tosses them into a river for safe-keeping. Not. Okay he goes to Caffeenor but then there's like no kohi anywhere cuz it's like... GONE and the poor ppls are suffering. Horrible! So our brave slave to the princess heads over to the caf� to see what's goin on. It turns out that nobody in town knows what kohi is! O_o... So nobody here has ever heard of kohi, but there's a strange new drink called durc. How odd... Jason decides to try durc but one glass is 10000000000000000000000 yen and that's like.. krzy. After further investigating, Jason discovers that all proceeds from durc sales go to someone by the name of ynnad Hmmmm... ynnad must DIE. So Jason heads off to Caffeenor's treasury to steal the money that will be sent to ynnad. Coincidently, ynnad is there picking up his cash at the same moment that Jason arrives! Dundundun! GASP!!! Jason discovers that YNNAD IS DANNY! Wow... what a surprise. Jason prepares to decapitate Danny when Danny gets all freaked out and offers Jason a cup of durc in exchange for his life. But Jason, realizing that durc is sugarless, attacks Danny who flings the disgusting crud.. errr I mean durc, heheh, at Jason. EYAAAAHHHH!!! The potent durc potion changed Jason into a monkey! O_o Well that's what you get from anything sugarless... ewwww that's just plain GROSS. Danny laughs his head off and then takes his 1000000000000000000 yen and $$$ and leaves the treasury gleefully. He drops his money off at the mud hut and then leaves for a few mins to go get more $$$$. Meanwhile, the termites that had previously been snacking on treasure in the mines of Mt. Krzys (see previous volume) munched nearly every bit of valuables left and are now in search of more moolah to munch. Munchy moolah must be eaten. So, remembering Danny's greediness, they realize he MUST have at least some money... so they head back to the mud hut to find... 1000000000000000000 yen and $1000000000000000000 waiting for them! POOF! And that's how Danny's money "disappeared". After this, the termites were still starving so they decided to go back to Mt. Krzys. Back in Caffeenor, Jason was bouncing around saying OOHH OOOH! Getting weird looks from the innocent passers-by. Grabbing a banana for a weapon, he heads off for Danny's mud hut... *Back at Linia's castle:* Linia: What did you say this new imported drink was called? Parc? Ssenssorg? Merchant: It's durc, your royal stupiditiyuhhhighnessheheh. Linia: ... right... "durc"... Merchant: 1000000000 yen regularly... but you can have 9 gallons for just one cent! Linia: Well... the prisoners in the dungeon have been complaining about the food lately.. k, 600 gallons of durc... we'll make it the new royal gruel for the dungeons! ^.^ WILL JASON BE A MONKEY 4EVER??? Will caffeine ever be found? Will all the prisoners in Linia's castle turn into monkeys? Duz that even matter? Is durc really THAT bad-tasting? Find out... NEXT MONTH! MWAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaa!!! |
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