Outputs of modern life

"it'sasorrystateyou'regettinginthesameexcuseiswearing
thinthere'snolovemadewithmermaidsitsjustdistractionsotheysay..."

So what have each of us actually done in our lives?
A string of results on a page, a couple of random acheivements - a driving test here, a swimming certificate there....what does it all mean?
What will our lasting impression on the world be?
Will anything we do live on after we depart?

How depressing....
Here are some things i have done, some thoughts, some observations, some cracking poetry; and some things that others have done....

Poetry

The Ballad of Random Graduate
Here we also have a scientist, Dr Wickle, examining the links between poetry and mathematics
Wickle

Jokes

Not thought up by me, but generally told by me.
When i get round to it.

Observations on Life

All my own work this time! Which is why you'll not see them for a while...

Interesting facts!

Genuine interesting facts to astound your friends and family with. Please feel free to contribute to this section. Send your facts to Me
Interesting but useless facts can be found at Useless facts
More will be added to this as i think of it...