Spides - [es,p(i),duh,es]
Also know as Steeks, Schemees, Lebs, C.r.a.t.e.s, Pikies, Staties, Kevins etc.
"Female" version known as "millies"
Definition - a universal social class typified by agression, bad music taste, little morals and bad taste in clothing.
Appearance - although hard to pin down, instantly recognizable. First identified by white trainers (usually expensive with laces untied)
. Next trained students will recognize the obligatory adidas "trackie bots". The upper half of the body is usually clad in a sweatshirt, normally of a
brand such as Reebok. Puffa jackets and bomber jackets are also permitted.
Other accessories include piercings, large rings, expensive watches, too much make-up, ck0ne - and similar for the girls. Hair should be
unwashed and greasy at all times- shaved for boys and permed held in a ponytail at the back of the head for girls.
Mating call - "Alrightluv,howaboutit?", from the male
"Oibiglad,d'yawantsome?", from the female
Other sounds- "Like", used as a punctuation mark
"Beatthehippylike", signifying aggression
Most other noises are incomprehensible and have thus far defied translation....
Habitat - Usually hanging around phone boxes and city centres in single sex groups of over 10
Likes - The opposite sex, their appearance, really poor techno music eg. (ultrasonic, bonkers, dj trix), being randomly violent, nicotine, alcopops, jewellery, vauxhall novas with darkened windows, 5-spoke alloys, spoilers, loud music and no exhaust
Dislikes - the unknown, school, guitars, hair, decency, soap, nutrition
Behaviour - Erratic, usually violent....
Advice - do not approach under any circumstances! If you see them laugh and run away, call the style police and get them picked up, washed, given some
decent clothes and released again....
Currently we are in need of a picture of one of these vile individuals...if you can send one, please do to the address at the end of the page...(pictures of Sporty spice are acceptable...)
Uses and derivatives of the word "Spide":-
- "You are a spide!"
- "Wow man! - those tracky bots are really spidey!"
- "I feel like such a spide in these white trainers!"
- "That shaved haircut is really steek-y!"
- "Your girlfriend is a right steek!"
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