By Meuslix
As I am sure that you all have observed, when ever you are infected with a disease, you instantly seem to ameliorate your health the second that you either accidentally or intentionally, infect another person with said sickness. The answer as to why this comes to pass is quite simple. The bacteria are elaborate mercenaries, hired by the animals of the world. Pay attention now. Every time that you "get better" after being sick, the disease merely had regressed to one or two cells, and will do the same to everyone. The animals have realized that we, as humans, are decimating the animal population, and the condition of nature as we know it. The animals have hired the bacteria to kill us off, in return, the bacteria gain willing hosts as non-killing parasites. The bacteria are a single-mind collective. Once every bacteria of every type have at least one or two cells in every human on the planet, they will simultaneously multiply, thereby killing the majority of humans, if not all, leaving the rest in a weakened state for the animals to finish off. In other words, animals hire bacteria to kill off the human race. Every bacteria known, and some unknown ones, infect everyone, then regress to one or two cells. Bacteria multiply simultaneously, killing the majority of humans. Animals finish the job. Bacteria gain animals as living hosts as payment. With no humans, the planet begins to heal itself. Get it? Good. Now, how do we stop it? We don�t. We are doomed. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha.