| Crab Chips� is the newest taste sensation from The
Tomb Of Anubis that combines the great taste of fried crustacians
with the wit and charm of a gathering of the internet's semi-greatest minds to create, uhm, well, we're really not sure exactly what it is we've created. Whatever it is, Crab Chips� is like a fresh morning cup of plasma, a warm hug with an echidna or a walk on hot coals in your Mighty Thor Underoos�. Yes "dogs", Crab Chips� are "da' bomb yo", they're definitely not "whack" and they go great when "kickin' 40s with tha 'G's"! Irradiated for the freshes taste and picked by underpayed migrant workers in the crab fields of the Finger Lakes, they're guaranteed* to put a smile on your face and a warm moistness in your belly! WARNING!: any warm moistness in abdominal area or open sores on face should be brought to the immediate attention of a licensed physician.
Try our TEN great Crab Chips flavors!
Adventures Of The Hong Kong Cavalier
- A bold taste from the land of high adventure!
Cliffie's Notes
- An oceanic delicacy proven to expand brain power!
The Duck Speaks!
- Savor the smokey taste of compressed fowl!
Imitation Cheese
- For those with a health/moral distaste for real dairy!
Lair Of The Distorted Kiwi
- Rugged, "down under" and wholesome! Packed with vitamins!
Night Of The Screaming Spam Ninja
- It's two, two, two meats in one!
The Oracle Of Jan In The Pan
- Mmmmmmmm, filled with "heady" goodness!
Plate O' Shrimp
- Shrimp may be small, but they're bursting with flavor!
Scenes Reflected In A Floating Eye
- The explosive tang that can only come from combustible chicken!
With Arms Wide Open... 'Zooky Style!
- Godzooky: the snack food you love to hate!
* Not a guarantee.
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