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Who likes bad movies?
No, I don't want you to raise you hands; it's a rhetorical question. What kind of person is driven to like cinematic crap? To answer: we don't know. Not really. But most of us get the idea that the people who really love them are more intelligent than the rest of the moviegoing populace. That the people who actually have Zombie Holocaust on DVD are complex individuals with unique tastes and personalities, moreso than Joe 'Pearl Harbor' Movie-Goer. That the people who know why they hate Thirteen Ghosts are... well... let's just limit that to they are the people that hate Thirteen Ghosts.
In what follows is the online diary of the BMMBer Hen Grenade, as he reviews movies and, in an effort to let the world know who and what a bad movie lover is, various events, places, and things in his laval life, as he tries and encorporate it into why he is considered by 'The Elite Movie Critiquer' a cinematic quarantined Ebola victim. Perhaps it will give you an insight to one of the small silver screen's oddities; maybe it will give you a case of the Heebie Jeebies or the Dancing Fever; it'll definitely tell you more about Hen Grenade, aka Josh Grabiec, than you'll probably ever want to know. Either way, he'll try and make it entertaining, fun, and insightful.
But then again, he likes bad movies. You'll never know...
The Reviews:
- Josh Reviews His City
- Josh Reviews Sweet Home Alabama
- Josh Reviews Spies Like Us
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