look on his face.
"Say, Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm," she replied.
"Why is my sister's name Cornflower?" he asked.
"Well, your father and I were in a corn field when we made her,"
the mother replied.
"And why is my other sister named Moonchild?" he asked.
"We were watching the moonlanding while she was conceived," she replied. "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1p."
"One penny!?" exclaimed the man.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a steak?"
"Certainly sir, that'll be 4p." replies the bartender
"4p?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing with his business."
