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| "They're break-dance fighting!" |
| "_______, don't you know I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!?!?! ~Mugatu |
| ^ that's an example of me not remembering stuff ^ |
| Excuse me bra Your excused, and I'm not your bra. Ya whatever. Peace. Later. Hey Hansel, real sorry you didn't get the Derelicte campaign. the what? Derelicte campaign, sorry you didn't book it. oh well i've never even heard of it. me and my "friends" were too busy swimming off the coast of Zimbobwa with spider monkeys for the past two weeks.changed our whole perspective on shit. So i guess you can dere-lick my balls, Cap-i-ton. I can dere-lick my own balls. thank you very much. **i know that's not exactly right and the next part is just jumbled cuz i can't remember the order** "Han-solo" "Boo-lander" "Stop that! Don't you know i'm loco!?!" "Listen to your friend Billy Zane... he's a cool dude." ~Hansel ~Zoolander |
| "...Kapesh? Kapesh... now if only I could ka-piss" ~Maury |
| "Could I trouble you for a warm glass or milk. It helps me sleep. You can trouble me for a glass of shut the hell up. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Read the name tag, you're in my world now grandma." "My fingers hurt. What's that? My fingers hurt. Oh... well now your backs gonna hurt cuz you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so." |
| I know... those lines are fom Happy Gilmore... but i got bored and discouraged :D |
| Hey you hit that guy! He shouldn't have been standing there. |
| ...I totally agree. But how do you feel about male models? SNAP! |