| "I'm pretty sure there's more to life life than just being really, really good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is." |
| "I mean she's atleast two feet shorter and 35 pounds heavier than any woman I've ever been with, but... there's something about her that just...gives me an erection." |
| "A male model's life is precious. Just because we're God's most incredibly beautiful creations, doesn't mean we can't still die in a freak gasoline fight accident." |
| Here are some quotes from the awesomest movie ever!!! and yea i know they aren't exact... but i don't have the movie in front of me =) |
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| DERELICTE! IT'S A FASHION, A WAY OF LIFE INSPIRED BY THE VERY HOMELESS, THE BUMS, THE VAGRANTS, WHO MAKE OUR WONDERFUL CITY SO UNIQUE! |
| "...He isn't here I'll try him on his cell He doesn't have it. What? What do you mean he doesn't have it? Yea he doesn't have it. He gave it to me." |
| What is this? A center for ants!?! Derek, that just the... I don't wanna hear your excuses! The center has to be atleast... 3 times this size! He's absolutily right. Thank you. I have a vision. So do I. Let me show you mine! |
| Hansel, He's so hot right now, Hansel |
| ...I'm pretty sure he's heard of styling gel, he is a model. Earth to Brent, I was making a joke. Earth to Meekus, I knew that ok. Earth to Brent, I'm not so sure you did, cuz u were all, I'm sure he's heard of styling gel. Earth to Meekus, I just didn't get it at first. Earth to Brent!... |
| You have twelve... hundred messages. |
| ~Derek |
| ~Derek ~Mugatu |
| ~Derek Zoolander |
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