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| 03/08/04 The misadventures of Miss Kimmie continue! Since our last episode, she told Bill off...by breaking up with him Over the answering machine!!! Isn't that horrible? I swear, I have not done something like that since I was a teenager! I was just so pissed off with him jerking me around that I was just ready to tell him to go #&%# himself - and I think that's what he wanted. That way, he's not the "bad guy". I swear, he's got balls the size of the Trojan Horse! I mean, he's supposed to meet me at 7:00. He calls me at 6:55 to ask if I have left yet (the restaurant where we were meeting is 20 minutes from my house! So duh!). He then tells me he can't hear me for all the noise, we lose our connection, and he never picks up my call or calls back. Forty minutes later, he leavces me a voicemail that he is on his way and will be there soon...so I order another drink. 90-minutes later, he still hasn't arrived, so I called and broke up with him...over the voicemail. The moral of the story is: DON'T BLOW ME OFF - ESPECIALLY ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!!! Other than that, I had a great weekend...finally got up the courage to ask the guy I have had my eye on for a l-o-n-g time on a date...and he was surprised, but said yes! Who is this mystery man? Can't tell you yet...don't want to jinx things! Does Bill really have balls the size of the Trojan Horse? Or was Miss Kimmie over-reacting? And who is this new mystery man we have been hearing about? Find out by staying tuned to future episodes of As the Tummy Turns. Meanwhile, be sure to Express Yourself! |
| 03/01/04 Since our last episode , Miss Kimmie has been eating too many Girl Scout Cookies! Ugh...my tummy has been turning because I have been eating too many Girl Scout cookies - a whole box of Samoans (those caramel coconut covered shortbread cookies! Yum!) and I have started in on the Tagalongs (formerly known as Peanut Butter patties). Okay - so I eat when I am stressed!!! I ordered a salad for lunch! Which I won't eat because I am stuffed with cookies... So why am I stressed, you ask? Well, apparently Bill did not "officially" break up with me, and still considers us to be dating. I should have known that he was going through a bad time, and didn't mean it when he said the things he said because they were over the phone. I am now torn between saying "Buh-bye!" and sticking around to see exactly where this line of logic takes things! I know, I know! Curiousity killed the cat! But what most people don't know is the rest of that saying - "Satisfaction brought him back!" Me-OW!!! Okay, your opinions are requested here...meanwhile, there is a box of cookies calling my name! P.S Paul has a date with someone new...and I am not unhappy about this. I guess I really have moved on...unless I am lying to myself, but I don't think so.... Will Miss Kimmie give Bill another chance? Will she finish off another box of Girl Scout cookies? Is she really, truly over Paul? And most importantly, will she ever learn? Express your opinions, and tune in to the next exciting episode of As the Tummy Turns! |