| Things That Sound Dirty But Really Aren't... |
| And That I Have (Unfortunately) Said |
| I want a Big Mac at the Golden Arches |
| In reference to soda: I like it in the can � |
| And speaking of football... |
| "Are you a tight end or a wide receiver?" |
| While ordering food at Taco Bell: "Can I have some extra meat in my taco?" |
| In reference to an extra large Blow Pop: |
| How can someone fit something that big in their mouth? |
| (My friend Jimmy responded, "you must not have many boyfriends.") |
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| After months of figuring, I finally figured this one out... |
| I LOVE biscuits! If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life, it would be BISCUITS! |
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| For some reason, "I Love Bubba Franks!" has made the list... (maybe it's the way that Lion is grabbing his ass) |
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| Perhaps my favorite line (said while a team-mate was packing up his bowling gear...) |
| "Jason, why do you have two balls?" |
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| While eating a steak at Twin Oaks... |
| I LOVE meat! You just can't beat it! |
| An explanation of my ambidextrious abilities: |
| If my mother, who is also left-handed, taught me how to do it I do it left-handed; if a man* taught me how to do it, I do it right-handed. |
| *I originally said "my brother" not man...some people are just extra gross, so I changed it! |
| Recently, when I dropped the toppings off my ice-cream Sundae... "Oh, crap!! I lost my cherry! |
| (I hate ice-cream. I had bought it for the cherries and sprinkles) |