| 2/9/04 Since our last episode... Oh! The Tummy has turned over and over, and is in complete knots. Our saga will be taking a short (hopefully very short) hiatus while the situation straightens itself out. The hope is that it will be something upon which to look back and laugh - and be reported in tthe next Tummy episode! Meanwhile, your understanding is appriciated. --Miss Kimmie P.S. The suspense is just killing you, isn't it? And I thought I needed a life! Is the suspense really killing you? Does Miss Kimmie really need a life? And will the hiatus be short-lived? Or is this to be the final chapter? Let your thoughts be known, and tune in to the next episode of As the Tummy Turns! |
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| 2/11/04 Since our last episode, the tummy turning world has turned on edge, but all seems to be taken care of... Oh, my gosh! You aren't going to believe this! I had a link forwarded to me for some slut's website - she is looking for a guy to teach her how to, uh, orally express herself in a way that fulfills her boyfriend's sexual needs. The only problem is, the e-mail address on the page was very similar to Paul's ex-girlfriend's e-mail. Let's just say this woman's boyfriend had a rather explicit way of complimenting his ex-girlfriend, and it made me look....skeevy. Check it out for yourself...just click this link. Out of respect for the privacy of myself and others, I will not list the address... [Note: It is not Paul's ex that created this site]. In other news, I discovered that the reason Kevin Hanlon is obeying the restraining order I have against him is because he has no choice - he has been in jail for the past six weeks, being held without bail for beating up his ex-wife and kidnapping their daughter two days before Christmas. I think someone saw The Santa Clause one too many times, and started to think he WAS Tim Allen...And people tell me I was "over-reacting" when I took the cops advice to get a no-contact order against him. I have two words for y'all - and one of them is "off"! Gosh, I feel vindicated! Anyway, Valentine's Day is this week, and I got Bill the world's most awesomest gift! A nice bottle of Chardonnay (which he drinks), two nice wine goblets, and a corkscrew kit, which I boxed all togehter with various pastel colors of tissue paper - partially for the look, and partially to prevent breakage. I also enclosed a "like letter" that I wrote - can't call it a "love letter", not yet! We will see what happens in time! Who is this Mystery Slut that has Miss Kimmie all upset? Who would have thought that the Tim Allen look alike was really the Ted Bundy type? And is Miss Kimmie in love, and just unable to admit it to herself - or was it really just a "like letter" she wrote? Meanwhile, your thoughts on men who drink Chardonnay - Culture Vultures? Or candidates for the Queer Eye Team? [Kimmie Interjects: "Not funny! Not funny at all! My brother drinks wine...oh yeah, but he's a priest. Still not funny! I like men who drink wine! Well, good wine...not that Boone's Farm crap that Paul's brother drinks....] What will happen next? Click the following link to share your comments, opinions, and dirty laundry of your own! Let your thoughts be known, and tune in to the next exciting episode of As the Tummy Turns! |