| 1/21/04 Last we left off in our saga, our heroine, Miss Kimmie, had been dissed by her ex, Paul...he was getting back with his alcoholic, drug-addicted ex-girlfriend, April, who would not allow him to be friends with her (relationships should be equal - why should he have friends when she doesn't?)...but last night... Omigod Omigod Omigod! He showed up at TGI Friday's! He cut his hair short and he was clean-shaven, so I didn't recognize him...I was talking to this really cute, really nice, really smart guy (he's an engineer for Raytheon) who was totally digging me (his name is Bill, and okay...I was a more than just a smidgy bit taken with him!) when Paul plops down next to me and decides that we need to talk! It was HIS idea to break up with me and HIS idea before that that we "see other people"...but whenever he sees me talking to another guy, he shows up and acts like an asshole! I mean, is he following me? Who shows up at TGI Friday's on a Tuesday night? Other than me and a few other regulars? And Paul hates that place, so what was he doing there in the first place? Who needs Days of Our Lives? My life is a soap opera...I excused myself to go to the ladies room, and half the female population of the restaurant followed me to see what was going on... What was Paul doing there in the first place? Was he looking for our heroine? Does he not want her for himself, but not want to give her up to someone else? And what will Miss Kimmie do - will she go to Capriccio this weekend with the guy she met [Kimmie interjects: Hell, yeah! This is Capriccio we're talking about! Plus, I really am digging this guy Bill...] or will she get back together with Paul - before he dumps his current lady friend, just to spite the bitch - and forget all about Bill? Cast your vote for what Miss Kimmie should do next, and tune in for the scintilating results on the next episode of As the Tummy Turns! |
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| 1/24/04 Wow, that was quick! The votes are in, and you people lambasted Paul! He really isn't that big of a jerk...only when he drinks...anyway, onto our latest installment of As the Tummy Turns! Okay, so I have started seeing this guy Bill, and he is sooooo cool! We have tons of stuff in common, and I am really enjoying spending time with him...so what's the problem that makes my Tummy Turn? The fact that I am so incredibly pissed with Paul! I mean, does he go out of his way to try and hurt me? I know I should let go of my anger - it causes premature aging...like Queen Mab, he, too, will disappear if I ignore him. I guess I am just scared...this guy Bill is the first guy I have ever dissed Paul for...I guess I really am over him, and now that he doesn't look like him, it makes it easier to admit...for so long, he was my everything...it just feels weird to look at him and feel...absolutely nothing. At least in the way of romance...I never thought that day would come. Now that it has, I feel guilty over the fact that I feel glad...like I am breaking my promise to love him forever. And it makes me wonder...does "forever love" even exist? Will Miss Kimmie let go of her anger, or will she end up with premature wrinkles? Will Paul cease to exist if she ignores him - and is she REALLY over him? [Kimmie interjects: "Yes."] Does "forever love" really exist? Should Miss Kimmie continue to see Bill? And what of the man Miss Kimmie secretly loved for so long? Will he soon play a part in our saga? E-Mail your thoughts, opinions, stories, and advice to Miss Kimmie...and come back to read the next installment of our Joke Opera - As the Tummy Turns! |
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