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History behind the committee:
The CHEEKY MONKEY committee first was founded by four great idealists, these men of vision first stumbled upon this phenomenon on Christmas Eve were heavy drinking evolved in to drinking games, then into a committee.
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The committee founders were;
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· Kio
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· Andy
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· Dave
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· Cush
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This committee did not get its name on till the first holiday were on of the committee founders got called CHEEKY MONKEY this then rubbed of on the rest of the committee members, which then decided to call The Committee THE CHEEKY MONKEY COMMITTEE.
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CHEEKY MONKEY members are;
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· Kio – This guy is a very sexy man, he is a tall dark handsome man with a great body! He truly is such a down to earth kind of guy, his smile can light up a room and there is a real presence about him. And being one of the founders, girls just cant keep their hands of him(it could do with his 9 ˝ inch Dick, BUT WHO KNOWS). (guess who wrote this then).

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· Andy – this is one of the founders of the committee and why not, this guy is Mr. Lazy, he gets up at 11.59 each day so he can say he got up in the morning. Also this guy can drink that’s all I see him do. He hates the English and they hat him. Maybe thats why he drinks to numb the pain. (also he like FAT BIRDS and wondering off when his pissed so we all have to look for him!).

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· Dave – this guy is giggly, a right puff that loves to wank.. He once said to me there is nothing wrong with wanking, I replayed “ get your hand of my dick”. This man is also a founder but he might have to leave, for rules clearly state no homos on the COMMITTEE. (but that will never happen becuse he makes moon shine and that is why we love him)

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· Cush – this guy is a freak when it comes to drinking, he can down a pint in 1.936596483916 of a second, he told me he perfected this art by swallowing spunk, now we all know cum has got a lot of calories this could explain his sudden wait gain. (he also is a founder).

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· Jack – what can you say about the man that can be summarized into one word date-rapist. This pretty boy with a evil and desperate image lets people piss on him and then throw coffee. But that's ok because the world is harsh but fair that's why Jacks got no brains, no brawn and fuck all stamina for all you girls out there. he has got a 3 1/2 inch dick. (but WE LOVE YOU JACK)

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· Rick – this is the philosopher of the group, his constant bull-shit is enough to make a cow go mad. This rude boy also thinks, his black but more like a lobster when he gets suntanned. His acrobatic skills and skid-marks lead not much to the imagination for he gets ass fucked on a regular basis, this could explain the bull-shite. (He also likes hitting him self)

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· Mark – He is the prate, this clown always goes to far. He once wanted to shage an X up the ass but they didn’t want to, so he waited till his partner fell asleep and then trusted it in. He got stuck when His Partner Steven clapped his ass. He is a good lad really but I have to say that, we've all shagged his sister. (he also likes to spend most of his time pissed in a bush somewere)

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· Steven (morgy) – This mums boy is so sad. He once twisted his knee when batting in cricket. But don’t let his gentle side fool you because when this boy drinks bear, a magical thing happens. By day he is Morgey, after a drink he is Aggressive boy, be-careful when he is aggressive boy for he will DO you. (literally).

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FUNNY MONKEY (the jokes)

INTERNATIONAL DRINKING GAMES

POST MONKEY (Guestbook so Grass People UP!!!)

Last modified on 17th of Jan , 2003