My name is Jack

A leader starts out each new verse, rattle off a line, and everyone else repeats it after him.

My name is Jack

I'm a necropheliac

I shag dead women

And I fill em full of jizm

But I get frustrated

When they're cremated

Cause try as I must

I can't fuck dust

My name is Kyle

I'm a pedophile

I like to fuck young girls

With their cute blonde curls

But I get frustrated

When their youth's abated

Cause it ain't that great

If their older than eight

My name is Cess

I'm incestuous

I root my mother

And I bugger my brother

But when they die

I do not cry

Cause just like Jack

I'm a necropheliac

Yogi

(there are a lot of verses to this song I don't know)

The first line is sung by the indicated singer, then everyone picks the song up

SINGER: I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi,

ALL: I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear

CHORUS:

Yogi, Yogi bear! Yogi Yogi Bear!

I know a bear that you all know

Yogi, Yogi bear!

SINGER: Yogi likes to shave his pubes, grizzly, grizzly

ALL: Yogi like to shave his pubes, grizzly grizzly bear.

CHORUS:

Grizzly, grizzly bear! Grizzly grizzly bear!

Yogi likes to shave his pubes

Grizzly grizzly bear.

MORE VERSES:

Yogi has a little friend, Booboo

Yogi has a girlfirend, Cindy

Cindy likes it cold a green, Cucumber

Yogi's girlfriend had big tit, more-than-I-can-bear

Yogi likes it on the fridge, polar bear

Yogi likes it upside down, Kowalla bear

Yogi has a 12 inch cock, black bear

Yogi goes to Radford, AIDS bear

Yogi goes to V.P.I, badass

The Seven Days of the Week

I have tried to explain the nuances of this song to the best of my ability.

This song is sung by a leader, who pronounces each new day, after which everyone else repeats after him

LEADER: Monday is a wanking day (some inferior teams say "working" day)

ALL: Monday is a wanking day!

LEADER: Is everybody happy?

ALL: You bet your ass we are!

(everyone spins around 1-3 times with your beer over your heard, singing�)

DA DA DA, DA DA DA, DA DA DA, DA DA DA, DA DA DA, DA DA DA, DA DA DA, HEY!

LEADER: Tuesday is a finger day!

ALL: Tuesday is a finger day!

LEADER: Monday is a wanking day!

ALL: Monday is a wanking day!

LEADER: Is everybody happy?

ALL: You bet your ass we are!

Go on through all the days, as follows:

Monday: wanking day

Tuesday: finger day

Wednesday: Huh-hum day (stick your tongue between your fingers in a manner indicative of cunnilingus)

Thursday: anal day

Friday: fucking day

Saturday: Cheeky Monkey day! (repeat three times in such a way that you seem enthusiastic about Monkeys!)

Last modified on Friday, December 13, 2002