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Attraction

Jim: Let's go, Chief.

Blair: Excuse me.

Man #2: What is he? Some kind of Indian?

Blair: All right, um, okay... Walk back over to the safe, but try to walk in a straight line. Okay?

Man #2: What is he, a cop or a carpet installer?

Jim: It's as if they swung down from the roof on a cable and broke through the glass.

Simon: Maybe they should sell tickets.

Jim: What's this stuff?

Blair: Trust me.

Jim: Coming from you, those are the scariest words in the language.

Blair: We checked these out of evidence lockup.

Jim: "We"?

Blair: Well, actually, you did. You see, I've gotten really good at forging your signature.

Jim: What's she doing here?

Blair: Jim, there are no accidents, man. This is a sign from God. You must go. Go forward, man.

Simon: What the hell is with him tonight?

Blair: You see that girl over there?

Simon: The one he's going after like he just got out of jail?

Simon: And now he's acting like some teenager?

Blair: No, no, no, it's different than that. It's like he can't even reason. He's...working on pure instinct.

Simon: Like a dog.

Blair: Yeah, if you want to be crude about it. Yeah.

Simon: Works for me.

Jim: I'm sorry I ran out on you last night. I, uh... Well, I guess I got a little preoccupied.

Blair: Preoccupied? I think I'd use a different word.

Jim: Whoa, whoa. You've just crossed that line. You can study the sentinel thing all you want, but stay out of my personal life.

Jim: Somewhere inside I just knew something wasn't right. You know, I just didn't want to accept it.

Blair: Well, of course, you didn't. I mean, hey, man, I still want to believe in Santa Claus.

Simon: It's been a while since I was that turned around by a woman.

Jim: I hear that.

Blair: Oh, man. Happens to me at least three or four times a week. Of course, most of these girls don't even know that I'm alive.

Jim: That's the difference between pheromones and hormones.

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