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Love And Guns

Jim: All right, how about Mexican?

Blair: Why don't you just shoot the lard straight into your veins? Come on.

Jim: Hey, Sandburg, do you notice a sudden drop-off in the amount of people that will eat with you?

Blair: No. Jim, you've got to get me into action here. You can't waste my amps interviewing some clueless little exchange student.

Jim: I wouldn't say "clueless" applies here, Chief.

Blair: Oooh! Is that her?

Jim: Yeah. Anyway, I can get somebody else on it.

Blair: No, no, no, Jim, Jim. It's okay. I got this one. Got your back. Can't let my parer down, can I?

Blair: See, there they were. They had these bows with these barbed arrows pointed at me, And, uh...well, I freaked out. I panicked, and I turned and tripped and fell flat on my face in the mud. They started to laugh. They figured if I was that uncoordinated, I couldn't be much of a threat, you know?

Jim: So what happens when I want some information and all I have is $50?

Drennan: I guess you'll be $450 short.

Maya: Hi. Are you a grad student too?

Blair: Uh... no, actually, Jim is a researcher and I'm helping him out with a project on human behavior.

Carasco: The rest upon delivery. After nightfall. Well... anything else?

Simon: No, that should be just enough rope to hang yourself, Julio.

Carasco: Shoot him!

Simon: Shoot me, Officer Miller, you and the rest of your team will be back walking a beat. Cuff him.

Jim: All right, all right. Admit it. A one-armed woman is of no use in the kitchen. Here. Pour a little bit of the plum wine in the chow mein. Can you handle that?

Drennan: Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. You remember?

Jim: Have you been talking to Drennan? I'm trying to have a little Chinese food here and she's telling me that MSG is an hallucinogen. I think she needs some talking to. Would you straighten her out? Want some noodles?"

Blair: Not right now, okay, Jim?

Jim: All right.

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