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Vow Of Silence

Jim: You know if you're roping me into some sort of new age community, workshop-type deal...

Blair: No, no, no. This is no new age workshop, Jim. This is... very, very traditional.

Blair: Don't worry about it, man. This place has everything you're going to need.

Jim: Really? Do you have a satellite dish?

Christopher: No.

Jim: Television?

Christopher: I'm afraid not.

Jim: Indoor plumbing?

Blair: Jim, did you just make a date in a monastery?

Jim: She called me.

Jeremy: No radios either. Sorry.

Blair: Maybe he's a sentinel monk.

Jim: Thank you, Lord, um... Um... for all that you do...for the great chili. Amen.

Christopher: He's taken a vow of silence.

Jim: You guys actually do that?

Anthony: Christopher, I believe, was a life-insurance salesman.

Jim: Ah, I see, that would explain why he talks so much.

Jim: I think I can make it. It's 55 feet.

Blair: Great, Jim. What are you gonna do with two broken legs? Come on.

Marcus: I wouldn't blame you if you never spoke to me again.

Blair: Vow of silence? Me? It's not possible.

Blair: Sin City? All right, great, but don't tell the monks that. It's sacrilegious.

Jim: Oh yeah? Well, I guess then that rules out the favor I was going to ask them.

Blair: What favor?

Jim: I was going to ask Brother Theodore to bless my dice.

Blair: Okay, let's give it a shot.

Jim: Or maybe my pool cue.

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