Below are some funny pick up lines! They're usually pretty funny to read! Have fun! And remember to sign my guestbook!
- Are your parents retarded..? coz you're special!
- see my friend over there? she wants to know if you think im cute :)
- if you were a booger, i'd pick you first
- guy: would you like to dance? gurl: no guy: sorry you mustn't have heard me properly, i said, you look fat in those pants
- nice shoes :) wanna fuck?
- God made butter, God made cheese, God made you for me to please!
- (sitting out star-gazing)
guy:im makin a wish.
gurl: wut for?
guy: that we'll be together forever
- you know wat would look good on you? me!
- Wanna Play Army? You Lay Down and I'll Blow the hell out of you!
- C'mon go out with me! Lower your standards! I did!
- I don't need a torch because you light up my life
- My friend's call me orange... would you like to give me a squeeze?
- Did you know that I wrote the Kama Sultra?� ;)
Haven't found anything you like? Check out Forward Garden.com. It's a really good site with heaps of quotes and jokes and stuff, just follow the links!
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guy:im makin a wish.
gurl: wut for?
guy: that we'll be together forever
Haven't found anything you like? Check out Forward Garden.com. It's a really good site with heaps of quotes and jokes and stuff, just follow the links!
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