I know what it's like to be stuck for a good msn name so I've decided to write some of them down! If you have any GOOD msn names you think should be added to my site, write them in my guestbook! Please don't put in crappy ones that are on everybody's site because I only like the good ones... It's annoying when you find a site where the names are ones you just keep seeing over and over again. So please, make sure they're really good ones and original! Also please don't ask me to send you some more MSN names, I put up the good ones I have... I'm not keeping any secret names for my personal use or whatever.. If I have a name I like *currently I have the internet porn one* I put it up.. simple! PLUS I don't really have enough time to email everyone, so you're just going to have to book mark my site and keep checking it =) Remember, I pride myself on not having boring friendship/love names coz you can get them anywhere.. so please don't ask for them.

BECAUSE I CHANGED THE BACKGROUND FOR CHRISTMAS, YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE THE NAMES THAT ARE IN BRIGHT GREEN AND I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE THE COLOUR. SO TO READ THE NAMES THAT YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE CURRENTLY, JUST HIGHLIGHT THEM WITH YOUR MOUSE BY CLICKING ON THE SCREEN AND MOVING THE MOUSE, OR JUST PRESS CRTL AND THE LETTER A ... IT WILL HIGHLIGHT IT ALL FOR YOU AUTOMATICALLY. SORRY ABOUT THAT =D AND IM NOT GOING TO CHANGE IT, IT WILL TAKE TOO DAMN LONG TO CHANGE THE COLOURS AND MY SITE WILL GO BAK TO THE REGULAR BLACK AFTER CHRISTMAS



    Click here to go to my friend's site and see the MSN names he currently has, they're pretty good! =D

    Click Here to go to Tania's site. It's got MSN names which I reckon are pretty good, and she's got like, a gazillion lol its mad =) I haven't checked out the rest of her site yet, only the MSN names and the SMSs which are good lol I've copied a few into my phone! Fanks heaps dudette! Keep it real lol
  • i never forget a face.. but in your case i'll try to make an exception!
  • i had a great evening =D but this wasnt it...
  • it's nice to be important.. but its more important to be nice! hehehe
  • famous last words: trust me i know what i'm doing
  • famous last words: what could possibly go wrong?
  • famous last words: watch this!
  • Only two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity.. and i'm not sure about the last one... - Albert Einstein
  • Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing children entertaining adults? - Marilyn Manson funny quote but dont like the guy who said it... ah well
  • sometimes I think that the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there, is that none of it has tried to contact us
  • If God wanted me to touch my toes he would've put them on my knees
  • Jesus loves you =) everyone else thinks you're a jerk
  • could it be that all those trick-or-treaters in white sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
  • what was the best thing before sliced bread?
  • if swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
  • If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy ;)
  • Your job is still better than asking 'ya want fries with that?' **except for maybe if you work at the reject shop lol**
  • I intend to live forever... so far, so good
  • Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them
  • Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
  • tell someone there are are 400 billion stars in the sky and they'll believe you... tell them the bench has wet paint, and they just have to touch it

    The following new ones may need to be altered to fit into the name space...
    ** courtesy of david =D **
  • Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of 'rodeo sex'. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can 'stay mounted' for.
  • Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
  • Make bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.
  • Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
  • Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.
  • An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
  • Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.
  • Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings.
  • Convince neighbours that you have invented a 'SHRINKING' device by ruffling your hair, wearing a white laboratory coats and parking a JCB digger outside your house for a few days. Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night and replace the JCB unseen, with a Tonka toy of the same description. Watch their faces in the morning!
  • Car drivers. Pretend you have a mobile phone by holding the TV or video remote control to your ear and mounting the curb occassionally.
  • Create your own internet connection without the expense of a PC and phone line by buying a copy of Playboy, placing a sheet of paper over the page, and slowly move it down gradually revealing the picture. LI>Old telephone directories make very handy address books. Simply cross out the names of people you don't know.
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
  • Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.
  • God made elks, god made deer�s, God made NSYNC a bunch of queers
  • Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?!
  • I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
  • God made butter, God made cheese, God made you for me to please!
  • A heart is not a playing thing, a heart is not a toy, but if u want to break it, just give it to a boy
  • (U) you might regret what you do - but you'll regret what you dont do SO much more (U)
  • why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well look like one too
  • anything is possible ... unless ur britney spears and want to sing
  • make luv not war, on the bed, not the floor
  • there�s east to west .. and north to south .. but my favourite direction is mouth to mouth
  • im tired of trying, im tired of lying, i know ive been smiling but inside im dying
  • when u need me, ill lie for u, cry for u, u know dis girl rite here would die for you
  • I like my guys like I like a basketball ~ one on one, with as little dribbling as possible
  • patient: doctor doctor i cant feel my legs! doctor: of course you can't, i've cut off you arms!
  • Friends are Like Condoms.... They protect you when things get hard ;)
  • I asked god for good looks and a good sense of humour and he gave me both then i asked him for a wanker and he gave me ur address
  • what are ya gonna do 4 a face when the baboon asks for its arse back?
  • if barbie's so popular.........how come u have to buy all her friends?�
  • I'm not a pervert, i thought that was a braille name tag
  • (L)�omeone �omwhere dream� of your �mile, and find� in your pre�ence that life i� worthwhile(L)
  • ({)HUGS(}) NOT (B)DRUGS(B)
  • Tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die
  • Sweeter then candy* Hotter then fire* im descrbing the boy that i admire
  • hAS aNYONE sEEN mY cAPSLOCK kEY?
  • when i see you my heart races, just like a fat man chasing a run away donut
  • my love for you is like diarrhea **(not sure on spelling)** , i just can't hold it in!
  • finally 18 and legally able to do everything i've been doing since 13!
  • internet porn... the art of one handed typing!
  • You're such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left... i'd miss you heaps and think of you often!
  • two words guys hate.. "don't" and "stop"... unless you put them together
  • FOR SALE: one parachute. used once. never opened. small stain
  • an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute, screw the fruit!
  • love is sweet, love is golden, love should be made in the back of a holden!
  • I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. coz how can you be gloomy when the sun shines out ya bum!


    Haven't found anything you like? Check out Forward Garden.com. It's a really good site with heaps of quotes and jokes and stuff, just follow the links!

    How ever some people don't like it so another site I have been told about is Lots Of Jokes. I haven't been there myself but it's suppossedly good, check it out!

    I have also been asked to put some names on here with ���� and things like that in the names but I've always hated when people put in too many stupid signs and you can barely read the name, sometimes it also puts me off. So what I'm going to do is put a site on here, where you can get signs like that and put them in the name yourselves. Colour Your Profile


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