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Profile Blog Copyright Contact Guestbook Kim's Calvin and Hobbes Page El Barto! CAH Avatar House C&H Newstation This Page is Annoying! CAH Forum  PRINCE ALBERT RAIDERS LOSE AGAIN! Score: Kinistino Tigers: 400 bazillion P.A. Raiders: zip  High: + 33 Low = -57 More on page 7.  Saturday afternoon on Global: 1:00: crap 1:30: crap 2:00: crap 2:30: crap 3:00: crap 3:30: crap 4:00: crap 4:30: crap 5:00: The Simpsons 5:30: crap |
Okay, let's get down to business! Let's see...my name's Kim...I'm 13...um...oh, to heck with this. Let's do it ASL-style. Name: Kim Age: 13 Hair/Eyes: Short/2, last time I checked Skin Tone: I'm a l'il bit lighter than before...not as much though Sex: Not ye--erm--no--uh...next question, please. Location: I've complained about the place so many times you should know. If you don't know, Birch Hills, Saskatchewan. Interests: The Internet, drawing Favourite shows: The Simpsons, old Dexter's Lab Favourite movies: Short Curcuit, Short Curcuit, Short Curcuit. And Short Curcuit 2. Favourite music: Nickelback, AC/DC, Ozzy, Trapt, Audioslave, Bif Naked, etc. etc. Role model: Bill Watterson. You know, the guy who used to draw Calvin and Hobbes? ... You know, the comic strip? Oh, never mind. |
 Photo of the alien, downtown New York This photo of an alien was shot by Georgie Porgie, in the toxboy of a playschool in downtown New York. Scientists have studied it, saying that the horrendousness of the creature is high enough to classify as an alien. However, due to this plush-like characteristics, scientists cannot yet determine whether it is living or not.  During an interview with the legendary talk host Phil O'Delphia, Phil asked Elmo if he had any relationship with men. Elmo, without thinking, said yes, and that he's gay. This striked lots of controversy, and Elmo is now removed off of the air. He is replaced with Stinky, the Three-Toed Sloth.  Quizno's new commericals, featuring the discombubulated stars of "We Like the Moon", have raided TV, and are scaring millions. They say they are going to take over television, and send subliminal thoughts to eat subs and moons, all part of Quizno's devious plan. They will pop into shows like 7th Heaven, The Simpsons, and Spongebob Squarepants to hyponitize people of all ages. |