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Profile Blog Copyright Contact Guestbook Kim's Calvin and Hobbes Page El Barto! CAH Avatar House C&H Newstation This Page is Annoying! CAH Forum  PRINCE ALBERT RAIDERS LOSE AGAIN! Score: Kinistino Tigers: 400 bazillion P.A. Raiders: zip  High: + 33 Low: - 57 More on page 7.  Saturday afternoon on Global: 1:00: crap 1:30: crap 2:00: crap 2:30: crap 3:00: crap 3:30: crap 4:00: crap 4:30: crap 5:00: The Simpsons 5:30: crap |
Well, you must be bored, because you just clicked on the copyright section. If you clicked it by accident, then hit the back button. Calvin and Hobbes and all related characters and content are © Universal Press Syndicate 1985 - 2004, and property of Bill Watterson Bart Simpson is © FOX, and Matt Groening, 1980-something - 2004. You cannot use the images on my site without per -- oh heck, I couldn't care less. I wouldn't even care if you took a picture of a demented guy and wrote in scribbly writing, "This is Kim I am dork". Okay, I'd care a LITTLE... If you were offended by anything on this site, it's your own darn fault for visiting in the first place. Unless you're a wittle wee baby or a monkey, you should be able to take responsibilty for your own actions. Right? RIGHT? Hey hey, take that soother out of your mouth. You didn't come in here with that. And stop picking that guy's back for bugs. |
 Photo of the alien, downtown New York This photo of an alien was shot by Georgie Porgie, in the toxboy of a playschool in downtown New York. Scientists have studied it, saying that the horrendousness of the creature is high enough to classify as an alien. However, due to this plush-like characteristics, scientists cannot yet determine whether it is living or not.  During an interview with the legendary talk host Phil O'Delphia, Phil asked Elmo if he had any relationship with men. Elmo, without thinking, said yes, and that he's gay. This striked lots of controversy, and Elmo is now removed off of the air. He is replaced with Stinky, the Three-Toed Sloth.  Quizno's new commericals, featuring the discombubulated stars of "We Like the Moon", have raided TV, and are scaring millions. They say they are going to take over television, and send subliminal thoughts to eat subs and moons, all part of Quizno's devious plan. They will pop into shows like 7th Heaven, The Simpsons, and Spongebob Squarepants to hyponitize people of all ages. |