| Results - Week 9 |
| Away team Steel City Scorpions QB - Mark Brunell - WAS RB - Shaun Alexander - SEA RB - Tiki Barber - NYG WR - Antonio Gates - SD WR - Hines Ward - PIT WR - Plaxico Burress - NYG K - Sebastian Janikowski - OAK DT - Tampa Bay Buccaneers Total = Blitzing Bulldogs QB - Aaron Brooks - NO RB - LaDainien Tomlinson - SD RB - Brian Westbrook - PHI WR - L.J. Smith - PHI WR - Joe Horn - NO WR - Antonio Bryant - CLE K - Rob Bironas - TEN DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = Alkaline Alchemists QB - Tom Brady - NE RB - Edgerrin James - IND RB - Kevin Jones - DET WR - Reggie Wayne - IND WR - Frisman Jackson - CLE WR - Joey Galloway - TB K - Shayne Graham - CIN DT - Pittsburgh Steelers Total = Midnight Monkeys QB - Trent Dilfer - CLE RB - Warrick Dunn - ATL RB - Stephen Davis - CAR WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Joe Jurevicius - SEA WR - Greg Lewis - PHI K - Mike Vanderjagt - IND DT - San Diego Chargers Total = Diabetic Destroyers QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Curtis Martin - NYJ RB - Kevan Barlow - SF WR - Brandon Lloyd - SF WR - Ernest Wilford - JAX WR - Eddie Kennison - KC K - Jason Hanson - DET DT - Tennessee Titans Total = |
| scores @ 2 24 3 5 0 3 15 .5 52.5 @ 11 26 2 0 1 3 2 2 47 @ 12 10 0 7 0 9 3 9.5 50.5 @ 9 9 13 11 4 2 10 1.5 59.5 @ 10 8 1 0 6 2 2 2 31 |
| Home team Alpine Novelists QB - Eli Manning - NYG RB - Fred Taylor - JAX RB - Corey Dillon - NE WR - Jeremy Shockey - NYG WR - Chad Johnson - CIN WR - Randy Moss - OAK K - Neil Rackers - AZ DT - Detroit Lions Total = Green Machine QB - Kerry Collins - OAK RB - Lamont Jordan - OAK RB - Rudi Johnson - CIN WR - Larry Fitzgerald - AZ WR - Muhsin Muhammad - CHI WR - Tony Gonzalez - KC K - David Akers - PHI DT - Chicago Bears Total = Small Town Drunks QB - Trent Green - KC RB - Carnell Williams - TB RB - Reuben Droughns - CLE WR - Roy Williams - DET WR - Keenan McCardell - SD WR - Antwaan Randle El - PIT K - Jeff Reed - PIT DT - Jacksonville Jaguars Total = Divine Insanities QB - Matt Hasselbeck - SEA RB - Empty RB - Larry Johnson - STL WR - Steve Smith - CAR WR - Deion Branch - NE WR - Travis Taylor - MIN K - Lawrence Tynes - KC DT - Minnesota Vikings Total = Brewing Boozers QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Ronnie Brown - MIA RB - Willie Parker - PIT WR - Jerry Porter - OAK WR - Jimmy Smith - JAX WR - Jerramy Stevens - SEA K - Jay Feely - NYG DT - Atlanta Falcons Total = |
| scores 6 1 2 6 3 3 16 2.5 39.5 8 6 9 4 3 2 4 5.5 41.5 6 2 6 0 1 1 8 4 28 11 0 17 7 5 1 12 5 58 13 2 0 5 2 1 6 1 30 |