| Results - Week 1 |
| Away team Alpine Novelists QB - Kurt Warner - AZ RB - Jamal Lewis - BAL RB - Corey Dillon - NE WR - Randy Moss - OAK WR - Chad Johnson - CIN WR - Laveranues Coles - NYJ K - Josh Brown - SEA DT - New York Jets Total = Blitzing Bulldogs QB - Aaron Brooks - NO RB - LaDainien Tomlinson - SD RB - Thomas Jones - CHi WR - Terrell Owens - PHI WR - Corey Bradford - HOU WR - Lee Evans - BUF K - Matt Stover - BAL DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = Midnight Monkeys QB - Brett Favre - GB RB - Priest Holmes - KC RB - Brian Westbrook - PHI WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Joe Horn - NO WR - Ashley Lelie - DEN K - Mike Vanderjagt - IND DT - Carolina Panthers Total = Diabetic Destroyers QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Willis McGahee - BUF RB - Curtis Martin - NYJ WR - Javon Walker - GB WR - Nate Burleson - MIN WR - Drew Bennett - TEN K - Jason Elam - DEN DT - New England Patriots Total = Green Machine QB - Kerry Collins - OAK RB - Deuce McAllister - NO RB - Rudi Johnson - CIN WR - Tony Gonzalez - KC WR - Muhsin Muhammad - CHI WR - Larry Fitzgerald - AZ K - David Akers - PHI DT - Chicago Bears Total = |
| scores @ 6 1 15 11 3 2 2 1.5 41.5 @ 3 8 7 4 0 2 1 5 30 @ 2 9 6 5 2 0 6 2.5 32.5 @ 6 4 2 1 1 3 4 1.5 22.5 15 14 11 2 2 9 4 4.5 61.5 |
| Home team Alkaline Alchemists QB - Tom Brady - NE RB - Edgerrin James - IND RB - Kevin Jones - DET WR - Reggie Wayne - IND WR - Matt Jones - JAX WR - Donald Driver - GB K - Shayne Graham - CIN DT - Pittsburgh Steelers Total = Steel City Scorpions QB - Jake Plummer - DEN RB - Shaun Alexander - SEA RB - Tiki Barber - NYG WR - Hines Ward - PIT WR - Plaxico Burress - NYG WR - Jimmy Smith - JAX K - Sebastian Janikowski - OAK DT - Tampa Bay Buccaneers Total = Small Town Drunks QB - Marc Bulger - STL RB - Domanick Davis - HOU RB - Carnell Williams - TB WR - Tory Holt - STL WR - Rod Smith - DEN WR - Keenan McCardell - SD K - Jeff Reed - PIT DT - Buffalo Bills Total = Divine Insanities QB - Daunte Culpepper - MIN RB - Julius Jones - DAL RB - Steve Jackson - STL WR - Steve Smith - CAR WR - Darrell Jackson - SEA WR - Chris Chambers - MIA K - Adam Vinatieri - NE DT - Minnesota Vikings Total = Brewing Boozers QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Clinton Portis - WAS RB - Kevan Barlow - SF WR - Andre Johnson - HOU WR - Anquan Boldin - AZ WR - Isaac Bruce - STL K - Ryan Longwell - GB DT - Cincinnati Bengals Total = |
| scores 10 4 3 2 1 1 9 5.5 35.5 6 2 10 1 6 11 2 6.5 44.5 10 1 17 5 3 10 10 7.5 63.5 3 9 2 8 5 3 6 9 45 9 4 6 0 2 5 6 3 35 |