| Results - Week 5 |
| Away team Alpine Novelists QB - Steve McNair - TEN RB - Jamal Lewis - BAL RB - Corey Dillon - NE WR - Donte Stallworth - NO WR - Chad Johnson - CIN WR - Laveranues Coles - NYJ K - Neil Rackers - AZ DT - Baltimore Ravens Total = Blitzing Bulldogs QB - Aaron Brooks - NO RB - LaDainien Tomlinson - SD RB - Brian Westbrook - PHI WR - Joe Horn - NO WR - L. J. Smith - PHI WR - Steve Heiden - CLE K - Matt Stover - BAL DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = Diabetic Destroyers QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Willis McGahee - BUF RB - Curtis Martin - NYJ WR - Brandon Lloyd - SF WR - Kevin Curtis - STL WR - Brandon Stokley - IND K - Jason Elam - DEN DT - New England Patriots Total = Midnight Monkeys QB - Trent Dilfer - CLE RB - T. J. Duckett - ATL RB - Stephen Davis - CAR WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Terrell Owens - PHI WR - Robert Ferguson - GB K - Jeff Wilkins - STL DT - San Diego Chargers Total = Small Town Drunks QB - Marc Bulger - STL RB - Domanick Davis - HOU RB - Carnell Williams - TB WR - Tory Holt - STL WR - Terry Glenn - DAL WR - Rod Smith - DEN K - John Carney - NO DT - Washington Redskins Total = |
| scores @ 14 6 4 0 5 3 11 2.5 45.5 @ 2 10 0 0 0 0 8 7 27 @ 1 9 14 0 5 2 3 1.5 35.5 @ 8 1 7 0 2 6 7 2.5 33.5 @ 10 6 0 8 10 0 3 0 37 |
| Home team Divine Insanities QB - Matt Hasselbeck - SEA RB - Julius Jones - DAL RB - Steve Jackson - STL WR - Steve Smith - CAR WR - Chris Chambers - MIA WR - Deion Branch - NE K - Adam Vinatieri - NE DT - Indianapolis Colts Total = Brewing Boozers QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Willie Parker - PIT RB - Clinton Portis - WAS WR - Jimmy Smith - JAX WR - Anquan Boldin - AZ WR - David Givens - NE K - Nate Keading - SD DT - Atlanta Falcons Total = Steel City Scorpions QB - Ben Roethlisberger - PIT RB - Shaun Alexander - SEA RB - Michael Pittman - TB WR - Santana Moss - WAS WR - Hines Ward - PIT WR - Keyshawn Johnson - DAL K - Josh Scobee - JAX DT - Tampa Bay Buccaneers Total = Alkaline Alchemists QB - Tom Brady - NE RB - Edgerrin James - IND RB - Kevin Jones - DET WR - Reggie Wayne - IND WR - Joey Galloway - TB WR - Donald Driver - GB K - Shayne Graham - CIN DT - Pittsburgh Steelers Total = Green Machine QB - Carson Palmer - CIN RB - Deuce McAllister - NO RB - Rudi Johnson - CIN WR - Michael Clayton - TB WR - Muhsin Muhammad - CHI WR - Larry Fitzgerald - AZ K - Rian Lindell - BUF DT - San Francisco 49ers Total = |
| scores 10 2 11 13 2 4 7 13.5 62.5 6 1 5 1 9 0 10 1.5 33.5 12 16 2 4 3 1 17 4 59 16 11 14 3 3 1 11 2.5 61.5 9 2 3 0 2 8 11 3.5 38.5 |