| Results - Week 5 |
| Away team Alpine Novelists QB - Chad Pennington - NYJ RB - Joseph Addai - IND RB - LaMont Jordan - OAK WR - Laveranues Coles - NYJ WR - Terrell Owens - DAL WR - Javon Walker - DEN K - Robbie Gould - CHI DT - New York Jets Total = Steel City Scorpions QB - Eli Manning - NYG RB - Larry Johnson - KC RB - Lawrence Maroney - NE WR - Lee Evans - BUF WR - Terry Glenn - DAL WR - Hines Ward - PIT K - Neil Rackers - AZ DT - Pittsburgh Steelers Total = Diabetic Destroyers QB - Byron Leftwich - JAX RB - Tatum Bell - DEN RB - Willis McGahee - BUF WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Santana Moss - WAS WR - Bernard Berrian - CHI K - John Kasay - CAR DT - Chicago Bears Total = Brewing Boozers QB - Brett Farve - GB RB - Edgerrin James - AZ RB - Chester Taylor - MIN WR - Reggie Williams - JAX WR - Amani Toomer - NYG WR - Kellen Winslow - CLE K - Josh Scobee - JAX DT - Indianapolis Colts Total = Kiev Cossacks QB - Rex Grossman - CHI RB - Tiki Barber - NYG RB - Reggie Bush - NO WR - Tory Holt - STL WR - Doug Gabriel - NE WR - Mike Furrey - DET K - Jeff Wilkins - STL DT - St. Louis Rams Total = |
| scores @ 0 2 2 0 1 2 16 .5 23.5 @ 6 8 1 6 2 1 11 3 38 @ 7 3 2 4 1 6 8 6.5 37.5 @ 5 3 5 5 3 2 11 1 35 @ 8 4 8 4 0 1 11 3 39 |
| Home team Divine Insanities QB - Charlie Frye - CLE RB - Steven Jackson - STL RB - Ronnie Brown - MIA WR - Larry Fitzgerald - AZ WR - Joey Galloway - TB WR - Marcus Robinson - MIN K - Ryan Longwell - MIN DT - Minnesota Vikings Total = Small Town Drunks QB - Jake Delhomme - CAR RB - Clinton Portis - WAS RB - Deuce McAllister - NO WR - Steve Smith - CAR WR - Marques Colston - NO WR - Randy Moss - OAK K - Jeff Reed - PIT DT - Washington Redskins Total = Green Machine QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Reuben Droughns - CLE RB - DeShaun Foster - CAR WR - Anquan Boldin - AZ WR - Muhsin Muhammad - CHI WR - Greg Lewis - PHI K - David Akers - PHI DT - Green Bay Packers Total = Midnight Monkeys QB - Marc Bulger - STL RB - LaDainian Tomlinson - SD RB - Dominic Rhodes - IND WR - Peerless Price - BUF WR - Reggie Wayne - IND WR - Roy Williams - DET K - Lawrence Tynes - KC DT - New England Patriots Total = Blitzing Bulldogs QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Frank Gore - SF RB - Brian Westbrook - PHI WR - Greg Jennings - GB WR - Antonio Bryant - SF WR - Eddie Kennison - KC K - Sebastien Janikowski - OAK DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = |
| scores 2 3 7 3 7 1 8 18.5 49.5 5 3 10 2 1 5 7 0 33 19 2 4 5 0 1 8 1 40 8 2 4 0 3 0 14 3.5 34.5 8 6 9 7 1 1 8 14.5 54.5 |