| Results - Week 1 |
| Away team Alpine Novelists QB - Carson Palmer - CIN RB - LaMont Jordan - OAK RB - Corey Dillon - NE WR - Terrell Owens - DAL WR - Javon Walker - DEN WR - Laveranues Coles - NYJ K - Stephen Gostkowski - NE DT - New York Jets Total = Steel City Scorpions QB - Eli Manning - NYG RB - Larry Johnson - KC RB - Julius Jones - DAL WR - Terry Glenn - DAL WR - Hines Ward - PIT WR - Lee Evans - BUF K - Neil Rackers - AZ DT - Pittsburgh Steelers Total = Brewing Boozers QB - Matt Hasselbeck - SEA RB - Edgerrin James - AZ RB - Willie Parker - PIT WR - Joe Horn - NO WR - Reggie Brown - PHI WR - Michael Clayton - TB K - Josh Brown - SEA DT - Indianapolis Colts Total = Diabetic Destroyers QB - Kurt Warner - AZ RB - Rudi Johnson - CIN RB - Willis McGahee - BUF WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Chris Chambers - MIA WR - Santana Moss - WAS K - John Kasay - CAR DT - Chicago Bears Total = Blitzing Bulldogs QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Frank Gore - SF RB - Brian Westbrook - PHI WR - Donte Stallworth - PHI WR - Antonio Bryant - SF WR - Joe Jurevicius - CLE K - Matt Stover - BAL DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = |
| scores @ 1 0 2 6 1 6 5 4 25 @ 9 5 9 3 5 1 10 9.5 51.5 @ 2 8 4 1 3 1 12 2 33 @ 13 9 2 4 2 3 12 20.5 65.5 6 18 7 8 4 0 9 2.5 54.5 |
| Home team Midnight Monkeys QB - Michael Vick - ATL RB - LaDainian Tomlinson - SD RB - Warrick Dunn - ATL WR - Chad Johnson - CIN WR - Reggie Wayne - IND WR - Roy Williams - DET K - Lawrence Tynes - KC DT - Carolina Panthers Total = Green Machine QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Shaun Alexander - SEA RB - DeShaun Foster - CAR WR - Anquan Boldin - AZ WR - Muhsin Muhammad - CHI WR - Drew Bennett - TEN K - David Akers - PHI DT - Denver Broncos Total = Kiev Cossacks QB - Tom Brady - NE RB - Tiki Barber - NYG RB - Reggie Bush - NO WR - Tory Holt - STL WR - Antonio Gates - SD WR - L. J. Smith - PHI K - Jeff Wilkins - STL DT - Seattle Seahawks Total = Divine Insanities QB - Drew Bledsoe - DAL RB - Steven Jackson - STL RB - Mike Bell - DEN WR - Larry Fitzgerald - AZ WR - Darrell Jackson - SEA WR - Nate Burleson - SEA K - Jay Feeley - NYG DT - Minnesota Vikings Total = Small Town Drunks QB - Jake Delhomme - CAR RB - Deuce McAllister - NO RB - Carnell Williams - TB WR - Randy Moss - OAK WR - Plaxico Burress - NYG WR - Keenan McCardell - SD K - Jeff Reed - PIT DT - Washington Redskins Total = |
| scores 8 11 5 1 2 1 4 .5 32.5 13 2 2 5 4 5 6 1.5 38.5 8 6 4 3 4 2 24 2.5 53.5 6 4 9 5 1 1 3 0 29 2 3 1 1 6 0 4 .5 17.5 |