| Results - Week 3 |
| Away team Alpine Novelists QB - Carson Palmer - CIN RB - Corey Dillon - NE RB - Thomas Jones - CHI WR - Laveranues Coles - NYJ WR - Javon Walker - DEN WR - Jerrico Cotchery - NYJ K - Shayne Graham - CIN DT - Baltimore Ravens Total = Steel City Scorpions QB - Eli Manning - NYG RB - Kevin Jones - DET RB - Cedric Benson - CHI WR - Lee Evans - BUF WR - Hines Ward - PIT WR - Troy Williamson - MIN K - Neil Rackers - AZ DT - Pittsburgh Steelers Total = Midnight Monkeys QB - Michael Vick - ATL RB - Dominic Rhodes - IND RB - Warrick Dunn - ATL WR - Chad Johnson - CIN WR - Reggie Wayne - IND WR - Roy Williams - DET K - Josh Scobee - JAX DT - New England Patriots Total = Small Town Drunks QB - Jake Delhomme - CAR RB - Clinton Portis - WAS RB - Carnell Williams - TB WR - Randy Moss - OAK WR - Plaxico Burress - NYG WR - Isaac Bruce - STL K - Jeff Reed - PIT DT - Washington Redskins Total = Divine Insanities QB - Brad Johnson - MIN RB - Steven Jackson - STL RB - Ronnie Brown - MIA WR - Larry Fitzgerald - AZ WR - Darrell Jackson - SEA WR - Joey Galloway - TB K - Jay Feeley - NYG DT - Minnesota Vikings Total = |
| scores @ 14 0 2 3 14 1 4 5.5 43.5 @ 12 10 0 4 0 1 2 6 35 @ 3 1 1 0 3 8 2 0 18 @ 6 18 7 BYE 0 3 8 2.5 44.5 2 4 3 5 8 3 9 8.5 42.5 |
| Home team Diabetic Destroyers QB - Kurt Warner - AZ RB - Rudi Johnson - CIN RB - Willis McGahee - BUF WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Chris Chambers - MIA WR - Santana Moss - WAS K - John Kasay - CAR DT - Chicago Bears Total = Brewing Boozers QB - Matt Hasselbeck - SEA RB - Edgerrin James - AZ RB - Chester Taylor - MIN WR - Ernest Wilford - JAX WR - Reggie Brown - PHI WR - Derrick Mason - BAL K - Josh Brown - SEA DT - Indianapolis Colts Total = Green Machine QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Shaun Alexander - SEA RB - DeShaun Foster - CAR WR - Anquan Boldin - AZ WR - Muhsin Muhammad - CHI WR - Donald Driver - GB K - David Akers - PHI DT - Denver Broncos Total = Kiev Cossacks QB - Tom Brady - NE RB - Tiki Barber - NYG RB - Reggie Bush - NO WR - Tory Holt - STL WR - Deion Branch - SEA WR - L. J. Smith - PHI K - Jeff Wilkins - STL DT - Seattle Seahawks Total = Blitzing Bulldogs QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Jamal Lewis - BAL RB - Brian Westbrook - PHI WR - Donte Stallworth - PHI WR - Antonio Bryant - SF WR - Eddie Kennison - KC K - Matt Stover - BAL DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = |
| scores 6 1 6 3 2 2 26 2.5 48.5 18 9 2 1 4 5 6 8.5 53.5 9 7 3 5 4 3 8 0 39 7 2 2 7 0 3 13 4.5 38.5 11 3 26 0 1 BYE 12 9.5 62.5 |