So, ummm one of the most interesting people I have met in Ateneo is my freshman english teacher, Mr. Go. The guy look chinese to his toenails...not the cute jackie-chan kind of guy....but the chinese guys jackie chan beats up in his movies. He's witty and our book discussions usually goes into homurous sexual matters I'm sure the author haven't thought about. For example, there was this one book where the author states that the wife knows his husband is cheating on her because whenever she smells his hair she recognizes some other woman's genital scent in it. So to emphasize this, Mr. Go would mimic the wife....he would smell some guy's hair (on the head) and say "hmmm...that's not my vagina". Of course, he doesn't talk about sex all the time...there were times when he would talk about the important existential matters in life and I, like the majority of our class, would go into mental hibernation and think about legs,drumsticks,lipsticks and orgies behing the Faura bulding.

Babes? Well there are plenty of babes in my school but since my course is the geek's course(BS Chemistry and Computer Engineering) we did not get our fair share of fair damsels and its not fair. Of the few "babes" in my course, the most notable is Pepper and rightly so since she's one heck of a sexual package. Impeccable skin, angelic face,nice butt,even teeth, nostrils not too bushy but her breast is just the right size which is kind of disappointing considering.....so hmmm what else can I say about Pepper. She likes playing bridge with us. And we (the guys) wholeheartedly liked playing her...I mean playing with her. Its just that sometimes it gets irritating watching her sift through all the cards that had been laid down before making her move. Takes her as long as a minute sometimes but the way she wiggles this way and that more than makes up for it. Heck, even gays are affected. One time I heard Dodo(silly name I know but he or she is the course's confessed gay) said something like her(pepper) beauty is not "nakakasawa".

So lets say Pepper is the champ among damsels. The runner ups would be

• Gina - Well Gina's package isn't usually the type to make a guy's mouth dry but she has her charms. Gina has big round eyes....kinda like those of the starving children in africa. Anyways, I knew a couple of guys who fell for her. I wont mention their names...I wont say they are Joel,Brian..etc. Funny thing is I think Brian got attracted to Gina because of her hairy forearms. He would always nudge me (those nudges hurt brian is made up of sharp joints and bones)
• Janina - Many would question my wisdom in adding Janina to this esteemed category but there aren't that many girls in our course so I have to make do. Well Janina has this "blonde" gig going. She would pretend to be clueless,oblivious and totally helpless. Well this gets under some guy's skin and they totally bought it. I guess its the male instinct to protect and procreate coming out of them at the sight of a "helples,defenseless" Janina with eyes imploring for some gentleman to offer her soccour and such. I know Rocky fell for it and Richard...deep inside.....yeah he was suckered too.....just too proud to admit it.
• Hazel - Oooohhhh I get oodles just pronouncing her name. Hazel is a freshman cutie but I dont really have anything going for her and I am at loss at the guys who seem to be totally infatuated with her....like Dodge but shhhh!. Ok the 2 things I saw in Hazel that attracts guys to her like flies to a shit are her face and shoulders. Face...she looks like some chinese leading lady in the same old jackie-chan chinese movies. Shoulders...she has the shoulders of a football linebacker and a model. I mean her shoulders are long and large.
• Risa - She's really not from my course but she's worth mentioning because of the erotic way she speaks. She's only been my classmate once...in one of my elective classes.Anyways, one magical day...during one boring class (of which this erotic girl is my classmate) my horny friend, Richard, tapped me on the shoulder and told me that it is 9'o clock. I was like "no it's still 8:45 you idiot, we cant go" but he was insistent and it finally dawned to me that he was referring to a girl to our left (hence, the 9 o'clock direction). I turned my head in the aforementioned direction and lo behold! risa in all her sleeveless glory! We were both google-eyed because not only does she have nice skin but we can see her bra straps(yeah I know we're a bunch of losers who get inordinately excited at the sight of a girl's bra straps). Anyways, that's not her only merit. One time when she had to do an oral report to class about some boring/lifeless chemical reaction subject, we were speechless at her performance. I never knew that oxidation processes could be so arousing. She walked in front of the class, again, in her sleeveless glory, and peeled an orange while talking in that slow, sweet, sexy, erotic way. We were literally hanging at her every word.
• Dodge - Ok enough about babes. Now it is the guy's turn. Well this guy Dodge is certainly a handsome fellow. I will post his picture here shortly. He is a Filipino of Visayan stock. Visayans are generally handsome, visayan males are sought after by females all over the world. He is a sucker for when it comes to helpless females, hence his affection for Janina (this is just theory by the way, I have yet to verify this claim). One thing is for sure though, if he reaches 26 and still dont have a girlfriend I can reliably say that DODGE IS GAY
• Aaron - Well I gotta tell ya this Aaron fellow is some kind of a character. He had BIG crush on this Risa girl but it took him forever to make a move. He was like soooo slow. I think it took him a year to work up the courage to ask the aforementioned girl and the answer hit him hard on the crotch. The answer was "NO!No!No! I dont like you..your tooo slow for me. I like a guy who is confident and not hesitant like you. You're like a girl." Hence, Aaron's dreams came crashing down like boogers falling to the Pasig river. Aaron was very depressed that day and contemplated commiting suicide by drowning himself along the Pasig river on his way home. However, one look at the muddly, murky water and the wise Aaron changed his mind. He figured that dying by drowning would necessitate drinking large amounts of Pasig river water and he is not ready for that. He hardly drinks anything but pure bottled mineral water(choosy bastard). Anyways, in the end Aaron landed a girl named Tanya(who look like a Jap girl by the way) which is a real puzzle to me since Aaron had nothing to boast but his hairy ass (some girls like hairy asses) or maybe he got an A at Foreplay 101.
• Brian - All in all brian is one heck of a boring person. His idea of a good time is drinking ourselves silly in some seedy strip joint. All I remembered of that time was ordering a bunch of not-so-tasty chicken lollipops and some girl shaking her ass in Brian's face which he liked very much indeed.
• A more indepth analysis of Chem/CE Girls